- Questlove: Hey, Questlove's in the house.
- Eric André: Questlove, you're not in the house.
- Questlove: Hey, Questlove's in the house.
- Hannibal Buress: Questlove, you're not in the house.
- Eric André: You're nowhere.
- Saxophone Player: Questlove... I'm your father.
- Ahmir-Khalib Thompson - Special Guest: Hey, Questlove's in the house.
- Eric André - Host: Questlove, you're not in the house.
- Ahmir-Khalib Thompson - Special Guest: Hey, Questlove's in the house.
- Hannibal Buress - Co-Host: Questlove, you're not in the house.
- Eric André - Host: You're nowhere.
- Saxophone Player: Questlove... I'm your father.
- Man: I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ.
- Eric André: Prove it! Take a poop in front of us!
- Black Scientologist: And then turn it into wine.
- Eric André: Turn that poop into wine!
- Black Scientologist: Turn that poop into wine!
- Hannibal Buress: Into wine!
- Eric André: Turn that poop into wine!
- Hannibal Buress: Turn that poop into wine!
- Black Scientologist: Turn that poop into wine!
- Black Scientologist: Turn that poop into wine!