- Mitchell: Guys, we can't let Dane rot in prison, okay? I don't like the dude either, but he doesn't deserve to get mouth-raped in a projection booth.
- [Hobbes and Mikki give Mitchell a quizzical look]
- Mitchell: "Shawshank... Redemption."
- Mikki: Yes...
- Mitchell: You guys, it's like the top-rated movie of all time on IMDb.
- Hobbes: Yeah, no, I know what movie you're talking about. I just didn't take that home from it.
- Mikki: That's gross.
- Lisa: [Trey and Lisa accompany Nash on a blind date with Divya] So, you were a comp sci major?
- Divya: Yep, I have to say it was nice being the hottest girl in class, for a change.
- [Trey and Lisa laugh. Nash stares awkwardly]
- Trey: Uh, so what's your favorite programming language?
- Divya: C plus plus.
- [Turns to Nash]
- Divya: Insert boob joke here.
- [She chuckles. Nash smiles awkwardly]
- Divya: So, uh, you dropped out of Stanford, right?
- Nash: Yes.
- Divya: Wow, uh, gosh, my parents would have sold me on Craigslist if I even thought about quitting.