- Gerry Standing: It's a historic thing. Solicitors and coppers are like cats and dogs; they never get on.
- Caitlin Standing: Well, if you can't make this right, dad... then I don't want you at the wedding.
- Gerry Standing: But I'm giving you away.
- Caitlin Standing: No, dad. You're throwing me away.
- [first lines]
- Priest: Don't forget the rings.
- Robin: One yes.
- Priest: Do please try to be on time.
- Caitlin Standing: I'll try, yes.
- Priest: Every blessing; we look forward to seeing you in a couple of weeks time.
- Robin: Thank you very much.
- Priest: God bless.
- Caitlin Standing: 'Mr Standing' - what was that?
- Gerry Standing: I hardly know the bloke.
- Caitlin Standing: He's trying his bloody heart out here. Why can't you?
- Gerry Standing: There's no need to swear.
- Caitlin Standing: I'm your daughter; swearing's part of the job description.
- Danny Griffin: I'm Danny Griffin, from the Unsolved Crime and Open Cases Squad.
- Archie: They know you've escaped?
- Gerry Standing: How the bloody hell did you get in here?
- Robin: Well, I am a solicitor.
- Gerry Standing: Oh, yeah. Slither under the door, did you?
- [last lines]
- Caitlin Standing: Throw that butt on the ground, and it's a fixed penalty notice of seventy-five pounds.
- Gerry Standing: A bit steep, i'n't it?
- Caitlin Standing: We can reduce it to thirty if you pay within ten days. You promised me you'd give up anyway.
- Gerry Standing: Yeah, well, I, uh,
- [throws the butt into the river]
- Gerry Standing: I'm working on it.
- Caitlin Standing: I want you there, dad. For the wedding, the grand-kids, all of it.
- Gerry Standing: Why don't we see if Robin's free for lunch?
- Danny Griffin: No, you're bravo 4.
- Gerry Standing: Why can't I be bravo1?
- Danny Griffin: Because I'm bravo 1.
- Gerry Standing: Well who said you get to choose the bravos?
- Danny Griffin: Come with me quietly and you'll avoid considerable pain and embarrassment
- Archie: [turning to look at small group that has gathered] Can you believe this guy?
- Danny Griffin: [after taking Archie to the ground and looking at the small group] That's right, I'm bad.