- [last lines]
- Ellie Bishop: We all deserve to be happy, Gibbs. Especially this time of year. Anyway, merry Christmas.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Merry Christmas to you, Bishop.
- [first lines]
- Tommy Daly: Thought you were making him a Christmas cake.
- Audrey Daly: Well, who says Christmas can't be patriotic? Besides, they were all out of green.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [re: Vance's father-in-law] Talking to Jackie, I always got the impression he was dead.
- Leon Vance: Only to us.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Anything I can do?
- Leon Vance: [shakes head] It's a personal matter, Gibbs.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Okay. Anything I can do?
- Leon Vance: [smiles] Thanks, Gibbs, but I got this.
- Leon Vance: Can't say you're not thorough, Gibbs.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Hey, Leon. You ever heard of a Hail Mary?
- Anthony DiNozzo: Why the long face on McGee? Dial-A-Fruitcake mess up his order again?
- Abby Sciuto: I don't know, something's wrong. He gave me the finger when I came in.
- [Tony and Bishop both look shocked]
- Abby Sciuto: [quickly holds up her index finger] The-the "one minute" finger, not the bad one.