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Jonathan Banks: Professor Buzz Hickey

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  • Professor Buzz Hickey : Hank's a knob. He doesn't have any hobbies or interests. All he does is play that... What do you call that crap with the dungeons and the dragons?

    Abed Nadir : Dungeons & Dragons.

    Professor Buzz Hickey : That's the crap.

  • Professor Buzz Hickey : I'll imaginary sleep when I'm imaginary dead.

  • Professor Buzz Hickey : [Abed, the Dungeon Master, has informed his players that the in-game villain, the Necromancer, has escaped]  You can't just say he is gone! You owe us an ending!

    Abed Nadir : I owe you *nothing*. I'm a Dungeon Master. I create a boundless world and I bind it by rules. Too heavy for a bridge? It breaks. You're hit? Take damage. Spend an hour outside someone's front door fighting over who gets to kill him? He leaves through the back!

  • Professor Buzz Hickey : [playing D&D]  The river runs east, I head west.

    Abed Nadir : [referring to Hickey's in-game character]  Tiny Nuggins scampers into the jungle.

    Professor Buzz Hickey : Hey pal, I didn't "scamper" in the jungles of Nicaragua, I'm not gonna to do it now.

  • Professor Buzz Hickey : [reading his character sheet]  I'm Tiny Nuggins, a... a thief... and the rest is gibberish.

  • Hank Hickey : [skeptical]  So, Dad, I'm just curious... what is it about Dungeons and Dragons that suddenly leapt out at you at age sixty?

    Professor Buzz Hickey : Hmm... dungeons, it'd be the dungeons.

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