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Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons (2014)
Jonathan Banks: Professor Buzz Hickey
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Professor Buzz Hickey : Hank's a knob. He doesn't have any hobbies or interests. All he does is play that... What do you call that crap with the dungeons and the dragons?
Abed Nadir : Dungeons & Dragons.
Professor Buzz Hickey : That's the crap.
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Professor Buzz Hickey : I'll imaginary sleep when I'm imaginary dead.
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Professor Buzz Hickey : [Abed, the Dungeon Master, has informed his players that the in-game villain, the Necromancer, has escaped] You can't just say he is gone! You owe us an ending!
Abed Nadir : I owe you *nothing*. I'm a Dungeon Master. I create a boundless world and I bind it by rules. Too heavy for a bridge? It breaks. You're hit? Take damage. Spend an hour outside someone's front door fighting over who gets to kill him? He leaves through the back!
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Professor Buzz Hickey : [playing D&D] The river runs east, I head west.
Abed Nadir : [referring to Hickey's in-game character] Tiny Nuggins scampers into the jungle.
Professor Buzz Hickey : Hey pal, I didn't "scamper" in the jungles of Nicaragua, I'm not gonna to do it now.
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Professor Buzz Hickey : [reading his character sheet] I'm Tiny Nuggins, a... a thief... and the rest is gibberish.
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Hank Hickey : [skeptical] So, Dad, I'm just curious... what is it about Dungeons and Dragons that suddenly leapt out at you at age sixty?
Professor Buzz Hickey : Hmm... dungeons, it'd be the dungeons.