- Erica Goldberg: You don't trust me, and I keep doing the wrong things that *make* you not trust me. When is this going to change?
- Beverly Goldberg: Probably never. My mom was the same way and I always swore I'd never be like her. And here I am doing the same things to you. But there's a bright side, one day you'll have a daughter too.
- Beverly Goldberg: [about Erica] If she eats so much as one piece of crack, I will have failed as a mother.
- Murray Goldberg: You *usually* say that for dramatic purposes, but this time I agree.
- Murray Goldberg: I know what you're doing. You're trying to turn this around on me so I'll say we should go get Erica so you can look innocent. Not gonna work.
- Beverly Goldberg: Your daughter is at a college frat house wearing a sheet of thin bedding.
- Murray Goldberg: Holy
- [censored]
- Murray Goldberg: let's go!
- Erica Goldberg: [shows up at a frat party in a bedsheet] Toga! Toga!
- Lainey Lewis: [warningly] No, don't do that.