The Crazy Ones (TV Series)

The Stan Wood Account (2013)

Amanda Setton: Lauren Slotsky

Quotes 

• [the staff watches on of Simon's old commercials on You Tube] 

  Lauren Slotsky : Wait, I'm confused. She's French, he's British, there's a windmill. What country is this?

  Simon Roberts : My dear, it was the '80s, we had not yet begun to ask those difficult questions. Plus when I wrote it, I'd just huffed half a can of the product.

• Sydney Roberts : It was like a lizard flicking its tongue in my mouth. Or it's tail - whatever is grosser!

  Lauren Slotsky : Huh. So you and Mr. Finger? Yeah, I can totally see that.

  Sydney Roberts : That's your takeaway from my story? An old man french kissed me!