"Community" VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing (TV Episode 2014) Poster

Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir

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  • Annie Edison : Anthony said he could fix our cabinets.

    Abed Nadir : Rachel used to mop floors when she worked at Kmart.

    Rachel : Is this a real conversation, or are we being bugged by the feds?

  • Abed Nadir : Rachel and I have been dating for the *equivalent* of a year.

    Annie Edison : Oh, really? 'Cause I feel like I've been hearing about that for two years. You can't just microwave a relationship like it's a bean burrito!

    Abed Nadir : Annie...

    Annie Edison : [interrupting]  I ain't livin' with your month-long girlfriend, brah.

    Abed Nadir : Well, I ain't livin' with your wack-ass, don't-know-whether-to-keep-cutting-carrots-or-ask-if-he-can-take-a-poop brother!

  • Abed Nadir : Rachel and I have been dating for one of your months, but our relationship is 12 times more efficient, so it's really been a year. Our sleep cycles are in synch, we can communicate with our eyebrows, and she knows my Netflix password... Jeff's Netflix password.

    Jeff Winger : Damn it. I'm changing that.

    Abed Nadir : I changed that.

    Jeff Winger : To what?

    Abed Nadir : Nice try.

  • Rachel : [Abed apologises to Rachel by having someone pour water on his head, re-enacting a movie scene]  Abed, this is adorable.

    Abed Nadir : Just because it's adorable doesn't mean it's not important.

  • Annie Edison : You wanna decide on a roommate with a 1993 Old West-themed VCR game?

    Abed Nadir : If Rachel or I win, Rachel moves in. If you or Anthony win, I'll politely surrender and count down the days until he eats me.

  • Abed Nadir : [about Annie's brother]  I guess my knee-jerk concern would be that he's a Viking and might only use our home as a temporary base before moving inland where lumber is more plentiful.

  • Abed Nadir : Although we haven't been saying it, Troy was an important part of our apartment. He kept the peace.

    Annie Edison : Yeah. Goin' a little crazy without him. Maybe we need to live with a therapist.

    Abed Nadir : Or at least someone crazier than us.

    [Britta walks in] 

    Abed Nadir : ...Let's give Craigslist another try.

    Annie Edison : I think Craigslist is the way to go.

  • Annie Edison : We want one of you to live with us.

    Abed Nadir : Yeah, we're settling it with a game of Pile of Bullets.

    Rachel : That is not an explanation that should make anybody want to live here.

    [Stands] 

    Rachel : Abed, I don't like this side of you, and I do *not* like that side of VCR technology. I am glad that it's a dead medium. That was very uncomfortable.

    [Storms out] 

    Anthony : ...I don't really know how girlfriends work, but I don't think you have one anymore.

  • Abed Nadir : I'm here to do my third-act apology.

    Rachel : Abed, I don't think...

    Abed Nadir : Wait. Don't reject it until the whole thing's been served up.

  • Annie Edison : We need a roommate. We're broke.

    Abed Nadir : I vote for Rachel.

    Annie Edison : I vote for Anthony. Flip a coin?

    Abed Nadir : No. Coins create parallel timelines.

    Annie Edison : Rock, paper, scissors?

    Abed Nadir : That's a nine-sided coin.

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