Community (TV Series)
VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing (2014)
Alison Brie: Annie Edison
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Quotes
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Annie Edison : Anthony said he could fix our cabinets.
Abed Nadir : Rachel used to mop floors when she worked at Kmart.
Rachel : Is this a real conversation, or are we being bugged by the feds?
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Abed Nadir : Rachel and I have been dating for the *equivalent* of a year.
Annie Edison : Oh, really? 'Cause I feel like I've been hearing about that for two years. You can't just microwave a relationship like it's a bean burrito!
Abed Nadir : Annie...
Annie Edison : [interrupting] I ain't livin' with your month-long girlfriend, brah.
Abed Nadir : Well, I ain't livin' with your wack-ass, don't-know-whether-to-keep-cutting-carrots-or-ask-if-he-can-take-a-poop brother!
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[first lines]
Annie Edison : It's settled. The urinals in the women's restroom will be turned into planters. Onto chores. We need some able bodies to clear out a space in the east hall storage room.
Jeff Winger : I'll do it.
Britta Perry : Really?
Jeff Winger : Yeah, Annie always goes from the easiest chores to the hardest.
Shirley Bennett : That's true, isn't it? I'll do it too.
Professor Hickey : Me too.
Annie Edison : Okay, that concludes this meeting.
Shirley Bennett : Oh!
Jeff Winger : Aw, man!
Annie Edison : Nobody picks up on my patterns. What am I gonna say next? Graham cracker! You didn't know.
Jeff Winger : Hey, it's the 'aww' couple!
[Abed and Rachel come in]
Annie Edison , Britta Perry , Shirley Bennett : Aww.
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Annie Edison : You wanna decide on a roommate with a 1993 Old West-themed VCR game?
Abed Nadir : If Rachel or I win, Rachel moves in. If you or Anthony win, I'll politely surrender and count down the days until he eats me.
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Abed Nadir : Although we haven't been saying it, Troy was an important part of our apartment. He kept the peace.
Annie Edison : Yeah. Goin' a little crazy without him. Maybe we need to live with a therapist.
Abed Nadir : Or at least someone crazier than us.
[Britta walks in]
Abed Nadir : ...Let's give Craigslist another try.
Annie Edison : I think Craigslist is the way to go.
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Annie Edison : We want one of you to live with us.
Abed Nadir : Yeah, we're settling it with a game of Pile of Bullets.
Rachel : That is not an explanation that should make anybody want to live here.
[Stands]
Rachel : Abed, I don't like this side of you, and I do *not* like that side of VCR technology. I am glad that it's a dead medium. That was very uncomfortable.
[Storms out]
Anthony : ...I don't really know how girlfriends work, but I don't think you have one anymore.
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Annie Edison : We need a roommate. We're broke.
Abed Nadir : I vote for Rachel.
Annie Edison : I vote for Anthony. Flip a coin?
Abed Nadir : No. Coins create parallel timelines.
Annie Edison : Rock, paper, scissors?
Abed Nadir : That's a nine-sided coin.
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Annie Edison : You're packing?
Anthony : Yeah.
Annie Edison : You're leaving?
Anthony : Yeah.
Annie Edison : Because of last night?
Anthony : Yeah.