"Community" Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality (TV Episode 2014) Poster

John Oliver: Professor Ian Duncan

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  • Professor Ian Duncan : Have you met the women that do like me, Jeff? Neither have I, but trust me, they're bad people.

  • Professor Ian Duncan : Well, I think you should go home, because you're having an existential crisis, and the best lesson you could take away from it is that you are someone, even when you're by yourself.

  • Professor Ian Duncan : Jeff, we've known each other a long time, right? You've come to respect me.

    Jeff Winger : Sure.

    Professor Ian Duncan : Well, get ready to stop.

  • Professor Ian Duncan : I don't like this "My-kale" guy.

    Jeff Winger : I don't think he likes himself, or he'd pronounce it "Michael."

  • Professor Ian Duncan : Oh, here we go. "Love isn't a game" say the guys that always win. And now, you're gonna go pull a Dane Cook in one of those three movies he was in about Dane Cook getting paid by accident. Only it's not a Dane Cook movie, Jeff. Because this time, someone's watching. Me, your friend. British Jason Biggs.

  • Professor Ian Duncan : Isn't she great? She's everything I love about America. Bold, opinionated, just past her peak. And starting to realize she that she has to settle for less. And the moment she needs a shoulder to cry on, BAM!

    [Pulls out handkerchief] 

    Professor Ian Duncan : Huh? The Duncan handkerchief.

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