- Josh Levison: Hydrogen peroxide, is that for like cuts and scrapes? 'Cause any cuts and scrapes I endure as a wolf just disappear after I change back.
- Sally Malik: No, it's for the morning. For your breath. Your wolf definitely eats poop.
- Josh Levison: That's insane! That's in... My wolf doesn't eat poop, okay? I wouldn't do that. Okay? He wouldn't do it.
- Aidan Waite: I'm- I'm glad that you brought that up.
- Sally Malik: Defensive!
- Sally Malik: I came to stop you from drinking Rebecca. Yeah, don't pretend you were staring at her carotid artery like you were just staring at mine. Aidan, I know how hard you've worked to stay on bagged blood. Rebecca was too much temptation. If I hadn't shown up, she would've been a crumpled Capri Sun, and you'd be calling Bishop for a cleanup.
- Sally Malik: Marcus... How much longer do you think it's gonna be till Bishop finds out that you're balls-deep with the Amish?
- Marcus: Who are you?
- Sally Malik: I'm the Ghost of Christmas-suck-it!