- Frank Shaw: I saved all summer, and I finally bought my first Disc-man.
- Fred 'Shred' Taylor: I don't know what that is, but I *think* you mean Disc-person.
- Frank Shaw: It plays CD's!
- Fred 'Shred' Taylor: [stares blankly]
- Frank Shaw: Compact discs!
- Fred 'Shred' Taylor: I got it.
- Frank Shaw: Snapped right onto my belt, next to my beeper. It was so cool.
- Fred 'Shred' Taylor: My nana had a beeper.
- Frank Shaw: I'm gonna hit you later.
- Frank Shaw: I've been trying to catch that swan since high school.
- Fred 'Shred' Taylor: I don't wanna wade into any sensitive math here, but is it possible for a swan to live that long?
- Frank Shaw: [scoffs] Oh, you can live a long time with enough hate in your heart. That's what my dad taught me.
- Darren: Sir, you can't park that here. It's members only parking.
- Frank Shaw: Oh, we're with the city. Fashion Police. We got a call regarding your pants.