Animal Control (TV Series)
Skunks and Swans (2024)
Joel McHale: Frank Shaw
Quotes
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Frank Shaw : I saved all summer, and I finally bought my first Disc-man.
Fred 'Shred' Taylor : I don't know what that is, but I *think* you mean Disc-person.
Frank Shaw : It plays CD's!
Fred 'Shred' Taylor : [stares blankly]
Frank Shaw : Compact discs!
Fred 'Shred' Taylor : I got it.
Frank Shaw : Snapped right onto my belt, next to my beeper. It was so cool.
Fred 'Shred' Taylor : My nana had a beeper.
Frank Shaw : I'm gonna hit you later.
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Frank Shaw : I've been trying to catch that swan since high school.
Fred 'Shred' Taylor : I don't wanna wade into any sensitive math here, but is it possible for a swan to live that long?
Frank Shaw : [scoffs] Oh, you can live a long time with enough hate in your heart. That's what my dad taught me.
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Darren : Sir, you can't park that here. It's members only parking.
Frank Shaw : Oh, we're with the city. Fashion Police. We got a call regarding your pants.