- J. Jonah Jameson: Hey! Get off!
- Spider-Man: I'm home!
- [kisses the digital billboard]
- J. Jonah Jameson: Ugh! Stop that, you wall-crawling weirdo!
- Spider-Man: Sorry to kiss and run J.J., but I've got Goblin-sized trouble!
- Green Goblin: I went to other worlds to bring Spider-Man D.N.A. And along the way, I discovered Spider-Man's identity. It surprised me at first. But the more I thought about it, the more it made sense. It was obvious. You and my son. Always there. Always in my way!
- Spider-Man: So you figured out my identity. Congrats. But I've handled everything you've thrown at me, Gobby. I can handle this, too.
- Green Goblin: No quips or jokes? Where's your sense of humor, Peter?
- Spider-Man: Don't worry, Gobby. I'm laughing on the inside.
- Green Goblin: What about your friends, Peter? Should I visit them, too? I know where Harry Osborn lives, could you protect him as well?
- Spider-Man: You wouldn't harm your own son, Norman. You love your son.
- Green Goblin: Norman? What are you talking about? I am the Goblin! Love? Love is a weakness. Goblin has no weaknesses. Because Goblin loves NO ONE!
- Spider-Goblin: Spiders from other worlds? Here?
- Spider-Man: What's more fun than one friendly neighborhood Spider-Man? How about seven!
- Spider-Ham: Seven Spideys. Tell me there's a reasonable explanation for this.
- Ultimate Spider-Man: A pig in a Spider-Man costume wanted a reasonable explanation. And it was the best day ever. Look at this.
- Spider-Man Noir: What's our next move, Spider-Man?
- Spider-Man: Goblin knows I'm Peter Parker. Electro has the power of the Siege Perilous. I- I don't know what to do anymore.
- Spider-Girl: Hey, Spidey! Snap out of it!
- Spider-Man 2099: Do you not remember what you did in our worlds? You made a difference. It's time to do it again, but in the here and now.
- Spider-Man: But... but...
- Spyder-Knight: But nothing? Thou art still Spider-Man!
- Spider-Ham: Not gonna let you cry "wee wee wee" all the way home.
- Spider-Man: Every wonder why super villains end up with a giant robot?
- Ultimate Spider-Man: No. But it's always a good sign when you're going in the opposite direction of a screaming crowd.
- Electro: You think you're funny, dontcha?
- Spider-Man: I won't lie, I so crack myself up from time to time.
- Spider-Ham: We Spideys maybe Amazing, Spectacular and Hamtastic. But you? You're the Ultimate Spider-Man.
- Spider-Man: That was some pig.
- Spider-Man: The Siege Perilous is safe. Electro's in custody. Goblin's Helcarrier is space junk. Norman Osborn doesn't remember being Goblin. And all the other Spideys are back home.
- Nick Fury: Other Spideys? One Spider-Man is enough to handle. But seven sounds like a recurring nightmare I've been having.
- Spider-Girl: [she and Miles bump into each other] Watch it!
- Ultimate Spider-Man: You walked into my web-line, so *you* watch it!