- Cool Cat: He's about to graffiti our neighbor's wall, and it's not cool to... paint on someone's wall!
- Cool Cat: You did so awesome on that Van Halen guitar!
- Daddy Derek: Hey thanks man it wasn't me, this is a special guitar. Hey check it out, it's autographed by the Van Halen band, and it was autographed back in the 1980s
- Cool Cat: W-Wow!
- Butch the Bully: Why do they call you Cool Cat? They should call you Dumb Cat!
- Cool Cat: Who is this?
- Butch the Bully: You heard me! You might look like a cat, but you stink like a dog.
- Cool Cat: Dogs are my friends! Identify yourself!
- Cool Cat: Why do you want to be a bully? Bullies never have any friends, and it's cool to have friends!
- Butch the Bully: SHUT UP!
- Radio Announcer: This is another kids... alert. The candy thief has struck again. All the kids are crying.
- Momma Cat: I'll be ready in a couple of minutes!
- Daddy Derek: Hey I bet you will you fine lookin kitty cat you!
- Cool Cat: [attempts to open locked car door]
- Daddy Derek: Oh, was it locked?
- Cool Cat: [unlocks door] Yes it was, Daddy Derek.
- Daddy Derek: Well that's for safety purposes.
- Cool Cat: Why did you want to paint the wall?
- Jamie: Because nobody loves us. We take other people's thing so they know that we were there.
- Serge: Nobody cares for us. That's why we do it.
- Cool Cat: No, you've got it all wrong. That's not the truth. The truth is: There're a lot of people that love you and care for you. I know it because I love you. I'm Cool Cat and I love all kids.
- Cool Cat: Where is Momma Cat?
- Daddy Derek: Hey Cool Cat. And you just missed her. Momma Cat went to the beauty parlor with Vivica A. Fox. I think they have their hair done or something like that.
- Cool Cat: But why does Momma Cat and Vivica go to the Beauty parlor? They are already so beautiful.