Marvel Heroes (2013 Video Game)
Nolan North: Deadpool, Pirate Deadpool, Tombstone
Quotes
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Deadpool : [to Scarlet Witch] More like the Scarlett Bi... Hey, hey, hey, I didn't see you there.
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Deadpool : [to The Hulk] So greenie, can I get your cousin's number?
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Deadpool : [to Ms. Marvel] Careful, Marvel Comics will sue you for trademark infringement.
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Deadpool : You know this stuff just kills in Poughkeepsie!
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Deadpool : [to Human Torch] You know I can flame on if I just had some lighter fluid.
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Deadpool : You want blend or puree?
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Deadpool : [to Captain America] You're as American as Mom's apple pie and hand guns.
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Deadpool : I'd sing some Black Sabbath right now, but the bean counter says we spent all our money on writers. What a waste.
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Deadpool : Explosions attract the coveted 18 to 24 year old male demographic.
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Deadpool : [to Wolverine] Hey, Wolvie, any chance I can provoke you into some pointless bloodshed?
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Deadpool : [to Ghost Rider] Oh man, I forgot to bring the marshmallows.
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Deadpool : [to Punisher] You're just me without the funny, and the lithium.
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Deadpool : [to Black Panther] Oh, yeah? Well, I'm the King of Deadpoolvania.
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Deadpool : [to Doctor Strange] What, no top hat? What kind of magician are you?
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Deadpool : [to War Machine] Hey, what happened Iron Man? You run out of paint or something?
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Deadpool : Wow, I can't believe you guys got Jean-Luc Picard to be in your game.
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Deadpool : So three mutants walk into a bar, right?
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Deadpool : [after seeing M.O.D.O.K] Did you see the size of that dude's head? Ha ha ha ha!
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Deadpool : Do I get a badge for this?
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Deadpool : No XP? What a ripoff!
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Deadpool : Pull my finger. No, not off!
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Deadpool : [to Shocker] Shocker? I didn't even know her. Ha!
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Deadpool : [regarding Hawkeye] Oh, oh, so they're letting Robin Hood in, but somehow the Avengers keep losing my phone number. What's up with that?
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Deadpool : [finds an item & groans] You don't wanna know where I'm keeping this!
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Deadpool : [to Gambit] You know, maybe I need an accent too. 'Allo, mon ami.
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Deadpool : You have died of dysentery.
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Deadpool : [to Nightcrawler] Phew! Smells like somebody just teleported a bean burrito.
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Deadpool : [to Bullseye] Wanna use me for a dartboard?
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Deadpool : My cuisine reigns supreme.
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Deadpool : [upon defeating a HYDRA agent] Hey, do you know my friend Bob?
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Deadpool : [to Doctor Doom] Which college offers a doctorate in Doom sizes?
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Deadpool : Where do these bullets keep coming from?
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Deadpool : [to Taskmaster] I'll defeat you by having no useful skills whatsoever.