- Coach Jimbo: If we don't win this, we don't go to the playoffs. And if we don't go to the layoffs... it's like we didn't... even... exist! There will be no monument to you. There will be no tribute. No one will sing your name in a song! We're smoke.
- [imitates the wind]
- Coach Jimbo: We're nil. Think about that. Get out there and play your pants off!