Easter Bloody Easter (2024)

Allison Lobel: Mary Lou

Quotes 

• Mary Lou : Another successful fish fry?

  Annie Sue : No one even noticed they was frozen fish sticks from the Food Mart.

  Mary Lou : And no one even noticed your Botox, Annie Sue. Maybe by next Easter, eyebrows will be able to move again. Now go feed Big Jackie before you leave. He must be hand fed, he doesn't eat off the ground unlike you, you dirty, dirty tramp.

  Annie Sue : I may be a tramp, but at least I don't covet thy neighbor's husband. Pretty sure that's one of the big ten.

• Mary Lou : You know what, Jeanie, maybe you should spend a little less time playing detective and a little more time saving that failing marriage of yours. Lest Lance comes looking for greener pastures.

  Jeanie Cooper : You know what, Mary Lou? You're right.

• Pastor : I warned all of you. Now have a taste of of God's justice. I implore you all to cease your sinful ways.

  Mary Lou : Sinful? We've been celebrating His glory.

  Pastor : Open your eyes, Mary Lou. God is not happy.

  Mary Lou : God better be happy 'cause I have been working my ass off for him.

  Pastor : We will be all punished. It is the end of days.