Easter Bloody Easter (2024)

Adam Slemon: Mayor Lou

Quotes 

• Carol : Oh, Mr. Mayor. Just the scumbag we were hoping to see.

  Mayor Lou : Ladies, to what do I owe this pleasure?

  Jeanie Cooper : Hi, Lou.

  Carol : Oh, Lou, is it?

  Jeanie Cooper : We're here as concerned citizens.

  Mayor Lou : Oh, I see.

  Jeanie Cooper : I... We think you should seriously consider postponing the Easterpalooza this year.

  Mayor Lou : That's a good one. Thank you for that. I needed it. Now come on. Join me for a drink. Hmmm?

  Jeanie Cooper : I'm serious, Lou. People are dying, there's no time for a party.

  Mayor Lou : Ladies, ladies, I hear what you are saying, but people die every day. I mean, Walburg Easter only happens once a year.