- Beverly Goldberg: [nonchalantly walking in on Barry while he's showering] What would you like for breakfast, sweetheart?
- Barry Goldberg: Privacy!
- Beverly Goldberg: [to Erica,freaking out about Adam's birthday party] Where's the phone? I'm calling the fucking clown.
- Barry Goldberg: [shouting at Beverly] The only person who understands me is Flavor Flav!
- [Barry runs past Murray into the house]
- Murray Goldberg: Who runs like that?
- Beverly Goldberg: [to the cop that arrested Adam, Pops, and Barry] Remember this face, officer, because it is gonna haunt your dreams. IT'S GONNA HAUNT YOUR MOTHER FUCKIN' DREAMS!
- [Adam is forced to wear his sister's jeans]
- Beverly Goldberg: Look you need to be grateful, because one day I won't be there to dress you.
- Adam Goldberg: You keep saying that, but when?