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Quotes
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Jeff Winger : Well, I can't stop thinking this school might be in trouble because of this bridge-collapsing guy.
Britta Perry : He's the one making bad bridges. That's like me blaming owls for how much I suck at analogies.
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Britta Perry : Burn, hopelessness!
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Annie Edison : Speaking of irony, how's the therapy market? Depressed?
Britta Perry : I'm on sabbatical.
Troy Barnes : You're Jewish?
Britta Perry : I'm doing hands-on research about the psychology of alcoholism.
Shirley Bennett : You're a bartender, aren't you?
Britta Perry : Which is basically like a modern-day therapist. If somebody tells me about a murder, I can't tell anyone.
Troy Barnes : Wow, you're even bad at bartending.
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Annie Edison : Abed, you quit? You said you got fired. You haven't paid the rent of our apartment in two months.
Britta Perry : Well, why don't you sell him a pill that will help him give up on his dreams?
Annie Edison : Relaxabrex doesn't make you give up on your dreams, that's a side effect. At least the drugs I sell don't get slurped out of my belly button.
Britta Perry : That's only on Tummy Tuesdays!
