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Annie Edison : Chang was faking his Changnesia?
Troy Barnes : They seriously rehired a teacher they fired for trying to burn down the school?
Shirley Bennett : After being rehired as a security guard after being fired for impersonating a teacher.
Abed Nadir : That's insane, and I'm Abed.
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Abed Nadir : I've been spending so much time with computers, your tears are just ones and zeroes to me.
Shirley Bennett : Yeah, you were a real Hallmark card before.
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Annie Edison : Speaking of irony, how's the therapy market? Depressed?
Britta Perry : I'm on sabbatical.
Troy Barnes : You're Jewish?
Britta Perry : I'm doing hands-on research about the psychology of alcoholism.
Shirley Bennett : You're a bartender, aren't you?
Britta Perry : Which is basically like a modern-day therapist. If somebody tells me about a murder, I can't tell anyone.
Troy Barnes : Wow, you're even bad at bartending.