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[Chase insists they continue training though Donald's away]
Adam Davenport : But Leo and I were gonna play Human Bull's-Eye Bounce. Don't worry. It's way more dangerous than it sounds.
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[Adam phones Leo at school to hear how his clone is getting along]
Leo Dooley : Duplicate-Adam is acting just like you, although he did get a D+ on your geography test.
Adam Davenport : A D+? He'd better dial it back or we're gonna get caught.
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Adam Davenport : I'm just finishing up my nacho volcano.
Adam Davenport : [gasps] OH, NO! THE CHEESE LAVA'S COMING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, PEOPLE OF JALAPENIA! NO! NO!
Adam Davenport : [in an exaggerated masculine voice] Don't worry. I'll save you with my mouth.
[makes airplane sound as he flies a nacho into his mouth]
Leo Dooley : [making a pun] Hey, Adam. That is "nacho" responsibility!
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Leo Dooley : Adam, what're you DOING up here? You're supposed to be downstairs watching the other Adams.
Adam Davenport : Hello? They're our guests. It would be rude not to offer them drinks.
Adam Davenport : [reading from a list] "Two waters, one O.J. and one berry-infused decaf green tea, soy milk on the side." One of me is very high maintenance.
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Duplicate-Adam : Umm... we were told there would be beverages?
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[last lines]
Adam Davenport : Hey, there's three pieces missing!
Adam Davenport : [laughs] That's so like me.
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Adam Davenport : Oh, man, I never get to do what I want. It's not fair.
Bree Davenport : Aww, are all of your cool bionic abilities and top secret missions gettin' ya down?
Adam Davenport : [not catching her sarcasm] Aw, thanks, Bree. I knew YOU'D understand.
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Leo Dooley : [playing along with Eddy like he's hosting a game show] Eddy, we're gonna go with... the cellular duplicator!
Eddy : Good choice! This lovely state-of-the-art device scans human DNA and creates a life-like double using synthetic bioplasma!
Adam Davenport : Too complicated. Go for the riding mower.
Leo Dooley : No, this is how we can make two of you. It makes a non-human twin out of a human.
Eddy : That's right, but be careful. It's not fully tested, so there's a small chance it could go horribly wrong.
Leo Dooley : Then why are you telling us to use it?
Eddy : There's a small chance it could go horribly wrong.
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Adam Davenport : The only thing more fun than hitting Chase is watching me hit Chase.
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Chase Davenport : [about to begin training in the simulator] Adam, please remember: the cyborgs are fake but I am real.
Duplicate-Adam : Just one question: Is this real?
[strikes Chase in the back with his pole]
Chase Davenport : Ow! Why'd you do that?
Duplicate-Adam : 'cause real pain's funnier than fake pain.
[whacks Chase in the back again]
Chase Davenport : UGH! OHH! Oh!
Bree Davenport : You're a genius? Ha! Even I saw that coming.
