Quotes
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Chase Davenport : [on babysitting Kelly] Look, okay, the girl is a nightmare, but if we do this, we might just get on Principal Perry's good side.
Bree Davenport : The woman has many sides, none of them are good.
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Chase Davenport : [to Bree, Adam and Leo with Principal Perry at the front door] Let's just pretend we're not here.
Principal Perry : I heard that. You don't think my parents tried that on me at Christmas?
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Chase Davenport : [about to begin training in the simulator] Adam, please remember: the cyborgs are fake but I am real.
Duplicate-Adam : Just one question: Is this real?
[strikes Chase in the back with his pole]
Chase Davenport : Ow! Why'd you do that?
Duplicate-Adam : 'cause real pain's funnier than fake pain.
[whacks Chase in the back again]
Chase Davenport : UGH! OHH! Oh!
Bree Davenport : You're a genius? Ha! Even I saw that coming.