Quotes
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Leo Dooley : Great job, guys. You just took out an entire unit of virtual cyborgs.
Eddy : I think it's sad that you have to invent people to play with you.
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[Adam phones Leo at school to hear how his clone is getting along]
Leo Dooley : Duplicate-Adam is acting just like you, although he did get a D+ on your geography test.
Adam Davenport : A D+? He'd better dial it back or we're gonna get caught.
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Adam Davenport : I'm just finishing up my nacho volcano.
Adam Davenport : [gasps] OH, NO! THE CHEESE LAVA'S COMING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, PEOPLE OF JALAPENIA! NO! NO!
Adam Davenport : [in an exaggerated masculine voice] Don't worry. I'll save you with my mouth.
[makes airplane sound as he flies a nacho into his mouth]
Leo Dooley : [making a pun] Hey, Adam. That is "nacho" responsibility!
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Leo Dooley : Adam, what're you DOING up here? You're supposed to be downstairs watching the other Adams.
Adam Davenport : Hello? They're our guests. It would be rude not to offer them drinks.
Adam Davenport : [reading from a list] "Two waters, one O.J. and one berry-infused decaf green tea, soy milk on the side." One of me is very high maintenance.
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Leo Dooley : [playing along with Eddy like he's hosting a game show] Eddy, we're gonna go with... the cellular duplicator!
Eddy : Good choice! This lovely state-of-the-art device scans human DNA and creates a life-like double using synthetic bioplasma!
Adam Davenport : Too complicated. Go for the riding mower.
Leo Dooley : No, this is how we can make two of you. It makes a non-human twin out of a human.
Eddy : That's right, but be careful. It's not fully tested, so there's a small chance it could go horribly wrong.
Leo Dooley : Then why are you telling us to use it?
Eddy : There's a small chance it could go horribly wrong.
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Leo Dooley : [to Chase] Oh, come on! The adults are away. If we don't take advantage by doing something destructive, we're no better than... Chase.