- [the school's "Most Likely To..." list comes out and Chase isn't on it]
- Bree Davenport: Chase, just because you weren't nominated doesn't mean you're invisible.
- Chase Davenport: Oh, really? Yeah? What's THIS?
- [opens up the school yearbook to where his picture should be only to show a shadow image with question mark over a misspelled name]
- Chase Davenport: "Chip Davenport!" I'm a misnamed question mark!
- Owen: Butter is the perfect substance. Milk is fluid, like creativity, but when you judge creativity, you beat it and churn it until it becomes butter, clogging the arteries of expression!
- Owen: Adam, you wanna help me make a sculpture out of butter?
- Adam Davenport: I've been waiting for someone to ask me that my whole life.
- Eddy: Wow! And I thought I was the biggest jerk in the room. He lapped me!
- Leo Dooley: You know, if he didn't have his bionics, I would still have my place in the show.
- Eddy: Yeah, if only there was something in the bottom of Davenport's desk drawer that you could use to manipulate his bionics.
- Owen: [presenting his butter sculpture] It's Principal Perry. She represents everything that's wrong with society. Totalitarianism and triglycerides: Perry and butter.
- Adam Davenport: [sheepishly] I rubbed a pancake on her.
- Principal Perry: Well, there's a fine line between entertaining and disturbing and... I think we've crossed it.
- Principal Perry: Back when I was in the Tijuana Ladies Wrestling League, they called me La Rosa Bonita!
- Owen: I'm gonna go sketch my disappointment.
- Adam Davenport: And when he's done, I'm hangin' it up on the frig.