- A small time detective is hired to bring back the daughter of a businessman who has run away from home with the house chef.
- Mr Joe B. Carvalho (Arshad Warsi) is your (slightly below) average corny-go-lucky private eye in the quest for a truly challenging case that can bring in money and fame and change his fortunes for good. General Kopa Bhalerao Kabana (Snehal Dhabi) is a deluded general, who is smitten in love for Gehna (Geeta Basra), & believes that she reciprocates his feelings. Gehna has no feelings for Kopa & is in fact marrying the son Naidu (Virendra Saxena) of Mumbai's richest diamond exporter. Kopa hires international terrorist Carlos (Javed Jaffrey) to stop the wedding. A local underworld don MK (Vijay Raaz) has been roped in by Kopa to help Carlos but MK wants to kill Carlos as MK is pissed that the contract was not awarded to him.
Joe's ex-girlfriend Inspector Shantipriya Phadnis (Soha Ali Khan) has been tasked by her boss to track Carlos & prevent him from stopping the Gehna wedding. Shantipriya's boss had a spy in the Kopa meeting, who was killed by Carlos. Her boss has put spy cams in MK's house to get more info on Carlos's activities. MK has hired Malik (Babul Supriyo) to kill Carlos. A moneyed Khurana (Shakti Kapoor) hands him a case to find his eloped daughter Neena (Karishma Kotak). He gives Joe the address of the hotel & the room number 99, where she is staying. Joe reads it as 66. Meanwhile Carlos checks into the same hotel in room number 66, disguised as a sexy woman.
Meanwhile Joe's ex-girlfriend Inspector Shantipriya Phadnis (Soha Ali Khan) is also given Carlos's address by her boss. She rushes there with her force. Meanwhile MK tells Malik about Carlos's location & send him to eliminate Carlos. Malik attacks Joe, thinking he is Carlos. ShantiPriya & her team open fire & kill Malik, but Shantipriya sees Joe trying to escape & thinks he is Carlos. The real Carlos is injured & looses his memory.
Joe ends up in Carlos's hotel room and Joe is mistaken as Carlos. Both MK and Shantipriya are now on his trail. Shanti had broken up with Joe as her entire family was injured because of his antics. Joe heads to the Fireworks factory of Anil Virani (Ranjeet), as he found his business card in Carlos's stuff (which he thinks is Neena's stuff) & thinks that Neena is buying crackers for her wedding from Anil. Carlos intended to put a neutron bomb in Anil's fireworks, which he was making for Naidu's wedding. MK sends more goons behind Carlos to Anil's factory as he knew that Carlos planned to put his bomb inside the crackers. Shanti gets the news through spy cams in MK's house & comes to Anil's factory. Joe sets fire to Anil's factory by accident & everyone has to escape.
Joe again meets Khurana & gets the address of a night club where Neena hangs out with her friend Gehna. Joe doesn't know that MK's men are now tracking Him, who follow him to the night club. Carlos is at the same club, working as a bartender & regains his memory after getting an electric shock. Carlos attacks Joe, but ends up killing MK's man instead. MK has a heart attack & Kopa comes to meet him. Carlos is disguised as MK's nurse & realizes that Joe is now perceived as Carlos, & thinks that Joe is doing for the 15 MM $ contract on Gehna. Police is spying on this meeting with a spy cam in MK's bedroom & brings Gehna into the loop. Gehna refuses to postpone the wedding as she is preggers. on Shanti's suggestion, the wedding is moved to a secret location in Goa.
Gehna meets Neena, & tells her about the change in location. Neena reveals that she is getting married in Goa on the same day as well. Joe is spying on Neena & gets this info & informs Khurana. MK's men overhear & think that Gehna is getting married in Goa, which is actually correct. To stop Joe from stopping the Gehna wedding, Shanti decides to fake her love for Joe. She seduces him & then goes along with Joe to Goa. Joe is carrying Carlos's stuff, which contains the Neutron bomb. Shanti is carrying a bomb detector which tracks the bomb to Joe's backpack. The neutron bomb is disguised as a necklace, which will be set off by a pen, when it is pressed 50 times. Joe puts the neutron bomb around Shanti's neck, not knowing it is a bomb.
Joe meets Neena & confronts her to stop the wedding. Neena explains to Joe that Khurana is her step dad & wants to stop her wedding as she would inherit her mom's property, which Khurana wants to stop at all costs. Joe calls Khurana & tells him that he supports Neena & will get her married. Gehna approaches Joe & says that her in-laws have turned against her wedding as she is preggers, so she asks for Joe's help to get her married at well. Carlos abducts Shanti.
Joe heads to marriage court with Neena and Gehna, where Gehna goes into labor. Carlos, MK & Khurana arrive there & Khurana reveals that Joe is not a contract killer, but a failed detective. Shanti is relieved. Kopa is also there with Joe's mother. Joe invokes his martial arts skills & fights everyone. In the chaos, the pen is pressed 50 times & the neutron bomb is activated. It will blow in 2 minutes & destroy everything within a 2 km radius. Joe & Shanti are left together. Joe takes the bomb & throws it on the ground. Joe & Shanti wait for their death, when Kopa falls on top of the bomb & absorbs the entire explosion. Joe & Shanti are saved.
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