- Amy Farrah Fowler, Bernadette Rostenkowski, Penny: [chanting in a cab] Vegas! Vegas! Vegas!
- Sheldon Cooper, Leonard Hofstadter, Howard Wolowitz, Raj Koothrappali: [chanting in Leonard & Sheldon's living room] The dungeon of Mabusdahega! The dungeon of Mabusdahega! The dungeon of Mabusdahega!
- Penny: I got a brand new bikini, so drinks at the pool are on these.
- [gestures at her breasts]
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: I got a sexy new tube top that says come hither and a can of pepper spray that says "Close enough, Jack."
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I brought some old underwear to throw onstage at the Garth Brooks concert.
- Penny: I'm sorry, why old?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Because the first time I saw him, throwing new underwear didn't work.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon. Are we ever going to have an intimate relationship?
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh my. That's an uncomfortable topic. Amy, before I met you I never had any interest in being intimate with anyone.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: And now?
- Sheldon Cooper: And now what?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Do you have any interest now?
- Sheldon Cooper: I've not ruled it out.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Wow, talk dirty to me.
- Sheldon Cooper: I know it doesn't seem like it to you, but from me what we have is extremely intimate.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I guess I know that. It's just a part of me wants more.
- Sheldon Cooper: I guess I know that. It's just a part of me wants more.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: [Amy laughs slightly] Come on. Let's go back out there.
- Sheldon Cooper: No, hold on. My elven magic user and your half-ork warrior did have a love spell cast on them. We wouldn't really be playing the game right if we didn't see that through.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: O.K.
- Sheldon Cooper: I believe that we just killed the dragon and while the others pillage the corpse I lead you to a secluded area where I attempt to remove your leather armor.
- [Rolls dice]
- Sheldon Cooper: It comes off.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Oh!
- Sheldon Cooper: What do you do?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I... kiss you on the lips?
- Sheldon Cooper: I kiss you back on the...
- [Rolls dice]
- Sheldon Cooper: ... lips as well. Your turn.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I remove your armor. What do you do?
- Sheldon Cooper: I erotically caress your...
- [Rolls dice]
- Sheldon Cooper: ... nose.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Keep rolling!
- [Leonard and Howard have invited Penny, Amy, and Bernadette to join them in "Dungeons & Dragons"]
- Sheldon Cooper: I've just never played "Dungeons & Dragons" with girls before.
- Penny: Oh, don't worry, sweetie, no-one has.
- [first lines]
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: [to cab driver] Burbank Airport, please.
- Penny: Vegas, here we come!
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: No husbands, no boyfriends, no rules!
- Amy Farrah Fowler: No rules? We're not going to get drunk and have a six-way with the Blue Man Group are we?
- Penny: No.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: So there are some rules.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Fine. No husbands, no boyfriends, some rules.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Thank you.
- [yells]
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Vegas!
- Leonard Hofstadter: See? I told you Howard was as good a Dungeon Master as me.
- Sheldon Cooper: As good? You just got pantsed in the schoolyard, four-eyes!
- Sheldon Cooper: [Knock... knock... knock] Amy?
- [Knock... knock... knock]
- Sheldon Cooper: Amy?
- [Knock... knock... knock]
- Sheldon Cooper: Amy?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: What?
- Sheldon Cooper: I've... never knocked on my own door before. That was a wild ride.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: You don't have to come in here and cheer me up.
- Sheldon Cooper: Yeah, w- Thank you. But you could tell everyone else that, because they sure think otherwise.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I'll tell you what they think. They think our relationship is a joke.
- Sheldon Cooper: Well, I don't think our relationship is a joke. I think a horse goes into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" That's a joke. It's a good one, too, because a horse has a long face.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Ah, well. When we were going through security I got pulled out of line for a pat-down. The, uh, TSA agent got a little handsy. I may have broken her nose with my elbow.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Long story short, she's on the no-fly list, and we might have been followed here by a drone.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I'm sorry. I feel like such an idiot.
- Penny: Oh, it's not so bad. You lost money, you're filled with shame and you got groped by a stranger; I mean, that's Vegas - you nailed it.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon. Are we ever going to have an intimate relationship?
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh my. That's an uncomfortable topic. Amy, before I met you I never had any interest in being intimate with anyone.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: And now?
- Sheldon Cooper: And now what?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Do you have any interest now?
- Sheldon Cooper: I have not ruled it out.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Wow. Talk dirty to me.
- Sheldon Cooper: I know it doesn't seem like it to you, but from me what we have is extremely intimate.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I guess I know that. It's just... a part of me wants more.
- Sheldon Cooper: Y- More? Why, look at us. It's only been three years; here we are in bed together.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Come on. Let's go back out there.
- Sheldon Cooper: Yu- w- no, hold on. My elven magic user and your half-orc warrior did have a love spell cast on them. We wouldn't really be playing the game right if we didn't see that through.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Okay.
- Sheldon Cooper: I believe that, uh, we just killed the dragon... and while the others pillage the corpse, I lead you to a secluded area, where I attempt to remove your leather armor.
- [rolls die]
- Sheldon Cooper: It comes off.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Oh.
- Sheldon Cooper: What do you do?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I... kiss you, on the lips?
- Sheldon Cooper: I kiss you back on the...
- [rolls die]
- Sheldon Cooper: lips as well. Your turn.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I remove your armor. What do you do?
- Sheldon Cooper: I erotically caress your...
- [rolls die]
- Sheldon Cooper: nose.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Keep rolling.
- Howard Wolowitz: The girls are away, so the boys will play!
- Raj Koothrappali: Anything could happen!
- Leonard Hofstadter: It's gonna get crazy in here!
- Sheldon Cooper: [Hoisting box over his head] Dungeons and Dragons!
- Penny: Who wants drinks?
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh, we don't drink alcohol during Dungeons and Dragons. It impairs our judgement.
- Penny: This isn't alcohol, it's a magic potion that makes me like you.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Double potion, please.
- Lucy: Can I tell you something? I was so nervous about tonight that I smeared roll-on deodorant all over my body. So if I start spraying sweat from the top of my head, you'll know why.
- Penny: I get to roll next.
- Sheldon Cooper: Usually the Dungeon Master gets to roll.
- Penny: Yeah, well I should be in Vegas eating at the shrimp buffet, so give it.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: [Penny is talking to Amy through Sheldon's bedroom door] Go away. Sheldon is nibbling on my...
- Amy Farrah Fowler: [sound D&D dice rolling] 14! YES!
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: This may be the potion talking, but you are one fine-ass dungeon master.
- Howard Wolowitz: Oh yeah? Well, when we get home, I'm gonna take you on a whole different adventure.
- Sheldon Cooper: Another quest by Wolowitz? Count me in!
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon, they're talking about sex.
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh, then I'm out.
- Raj Koothrappali: We have this rule on the phone that if no one talks for 3 minutes, you can just hang up.
- Howard Wolowitz: The love spell takes effect. When Sheldon looks at Amy, she is the most beautiful half-orc he's ever seen, and he's overcome with a desire to rip her armor off and gaze fondly at her four hairy breasts. When Amy sees Sheldon, he looks... well, just like Sheldon, 'cause apparently she's into that.