The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Love Spell Potential (2013)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
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Quotes
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Amy Farrah Fowler , Bernadette Rostenkowski , Penny : [chanting in a cab] Vegas! Vegas! Vegas!
Sheldon Cooper , Leonard Hofstadter , Howard Wolowitz , Raj Koothrappali : [chanting in Leonard & Sheldon's living room] The dungeon of Mabusdahega! The dungeon of Mabusdahega! The dungeon of Mabusdahega!
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Penny : I got a brand new bikini, so drinks at the pool are on these.
[gestures at her breasts]
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I got a sexy new tube top that says come hither and a can of pepper spray that says "Close enough, Jack."
Amy Farrah Fowler : I brought some old underwear to throw onstage at the Garth Brooks concert.
Penny : I'm sorry, why old?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Because the first time I saw him, throwing new underwear didn't work.
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[first lines]
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [to cab driver] Burbank Airport, please.
Penny : Vegas, here we come!
Bernadette Rostenkowski : No husbands, no boyfriends, no rules!
Amy Farrah Fowler : No rules? We're not going to get drunk and have a six-way with the Blue Man Group are we?
Penny : No.
Amy Farrah Fowler : So there are some rules.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Fine. No husbands, no boyfriends, some rules.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Thank you.
[yells]
Amy Farrah Fowler : Vegas!
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Ah, well. When we were going through security I got pulled out of line for a pat-down. The, uh, TSA agent got a little handsy. I may have broken her nose with my elbow.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Long story short, she's on the no-fly list, and we might have been followed here by a drone.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm sorry. I feel like such an idiot.
Penny : Oh, it's not so bad. You lost money, you're filled with shame and you got groped by a stranger; I mean, that's Vegas - you nailed it.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : This may be the potion talking, but you are one fine-ass dungeon master.
Howard Wolowitz : Oh yeah? Well, when we get home, I'm gonna take you on a whole different adventure.
Sheldon Cooper : Another quest by Wolowitz? Count me in!
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, they're talking about sex.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, then I'm out.