Suits (TV Series)

I Want You to Want Me (2013)

Rick Hoffman: Louis Litt

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• Louis Litt : I need the 411 on the breakup.

  Donna Paulsen : Are we in high school?

  Louis Litt : Life is high school, and I need to know if the prom king and his boy wonder are still an item.

  Donna Paulsen : What high school did you go to?

  Louis Litt : Donna, it's a simple question. Did Mike and Harvey break up break up, or did they take a time-out and, like, say to each other, "Hey, let's see other people and make sure that we're sure?"

• Harvey Specter : Well, let me get this straight. You want my permission to take Mike and force him to be your associate.

  Louis Litt : No, I would never force him to do anything. It has to be consensual. Not like Sally Jones and senior prom.

  Harvey Specter : Wait a second. Did you just admit to a crime?

  Louis Litt : No, a crime was committed upon me.

  Harvey Specter : Okay, I don't want to, but I have to. What crime?

  Louis Litt : My mom felt bad for Sally, so she forced me to take her.

  Harvey Specter : W... what was so bad about her?

  Louis Litt : She had four nipples.

  Harvey Specter : Okay, if that date was so bad...

  [laughs] 

  Harvey Specter : I mean, how'd you find that out?

• Mike Ross : As much as I appreciate for once not having to eat my lunch from a hot dog stand, what are we doing here?

  Louis Litt : Can't a man just take out another man in the middle of the day for some steak and some wine and some cheesecake that's gonna knock your socks off?

• Louis Litt : And I would like YOU to know who's working for YOU, 'cause Mike here --he's the best steak YOU'LL ever have.

• Louis Litt : [as Mike nervously readies to enter a mud bath]  You know, if you go in with boxers, you're not gonna have them later. You're gonna have to go smokeless.