The endless digging continues in today's episode as Satiel and Aphmau hack through innards of Minecraftia. As always, they become extremely distracted and have some in-depth conversations deep underground (pun? no pun? Not sure!)
The search for the mythical sheep continues. Never has there been such an expansive search for a quadruped. And - Aphmau's theory of how chickens poop out eggs. Meanwhile, Satiel sings an Aladdin-inspired Minecraft song - oh the joy.
Aphmau. Kill the spider. Noooo. Welp - We learn the shocking truth that Aphmau doesn't like chocolate. Due to this unacceptable fact, Satiel secretly plots her death (let's just keep that our little secret).
The guys finally get some armor, stumble through the dark on a killing spree, consider medieval torture devices and Aphmau has an existential Pokemon-identity-crisis.
The gang continues their quest for ores, venturing deeper into the darkest cavern they've ever laid eyes on. Once they make their way out, Satiel goes into a sheep-killing rampage. It's a small price to pay in order to create a bed.
That's right, folks. The gang embarks on a journey to create a Jet Pack. To begin with, Aphmau starts crafting a steak. Clearly, she has never cooked before. Then they get distracted by pigs, skeletons and the endless Desert.
Aphmau and Satiel go on a quest to obtain "red stone dust", and discover that they aren't very smart. Also, Aphmau assassinates Satiel - it's pretty hilarious.
Tension builds as Satiel and Aphmau attempt to finish their jetpacks. Satiel sets them back by "accidentally" destroying their iron furnace with his sword. Meanwhile, Aphmau goes mad with power and attacks Satiel. Chaos ensues.
Nothing continues to get done as Satiel and Aphmau engage in gladiator-esque combat. Satiel gets way too excited about an empty battery and somehow they manage to craft a generator. Hurray. Progress.
Today we learn that the secret to teamwork is still lost on Satiel and Aphmau. Thankfully, Satiel has an out-of-body experience in which he learns absolutely nothing about the benefits of navigational aptitude.
Aphmau decides to build a water closet. She could have just called it a bathroom, but- Luckily, Satiel manages to find some iron after HOURS of mining - 'some' being 'two.' It seems the guys are very skilled at having no skills whatsoever.
Screw progress: Aphmau and Satiel get dogs instead, and they're freakin' adorable. Actually, Aph and Satchel's compressor would be impressive, but is a monument to a dark day. The guys learn why they can't have nice things. Or dogs.
Apparently biofuel is really difficult to make. Using gasoline would be much faster, but the odds of Satiel and Aphmau blowing themselves up while refining are about 3:1. Actually, we're amazed they haven't exploded already.
Jeez, Aphmau, you and your "science." The guys finally finish making fuel for their jetpacks. Twenty days of crafting, 15 seconds of flying. Totally worth it. Also, nothing like preparing for a nice little stroll in the Nether.
Aphmau has never been around fire, wood is completely flammable, and the guys get busy finally mining some interesting minerals. But of course, things go horribly, horribly wrong as the Secret Lab floods with LAVA.
They're paving the way towards a destruction catalyst in today's episode. But have their way with some lovely golems, slaughter some innocent chickens, make a hilarious run through the Nether, and- Aphmau gets mugged by some Pigmen, ha.
Holy Lava-filled Oblivion, Aphmau. Satiel and Aphmau do some hardcore mining, which leads to Aph having an awesome party with some Zombie Pigmen. The theme of the party was "SLAUGHTER THE FOOLISH GIRL" - it was a hit.
Even with plenty of experience with the game, Aphmau and Satiel display a perfect ineptitude for killing creepers. So, instead the guys decided to mine diamonds. Knowing them, it will be just as dangerous as trying to kill creepers.
Destruction-struction, what's your function? Satiel and Aph- Dirt? Blow it up. Cobblestone? Blow it up. Their egos? So blown up they start to build a farm- Also, what the heck are "aminals" - ?
Farmcraft Mastering. Along the way, they meet a very friendly spider and some of the most adorable piggies you ever did see. The goal: gather animals. Result: a billion dumb chickens and pigs being yelled at by dumb Satiel and Aphmau.
Fishin' fishin' FIIIISHIN'. Clearly, Satiel is the superior fisherman, since he took so long to hand-craft his fishing rod. Aphmau tended to disagree, but her opinion was quickly changed once Satiel brutally slaughtered a GIANT squid.
With their home complete, their farm filled with fuzzy creatures, and their dogs dead. Satiel and Aphmau come to grips with the fact that they cannot stand each other; what better way to move out than to have a house building contest!?
The house building competition comes to a dramatic end. Who won? Well, you can decide. While the deciders are deciding, Satiel and Aphmau decide to connect their houses and the sky is the limit. ...Literally.
Satiel and Aphmau come to grips with the cold hard truth - they will never be exterior designers. Luckily after lots of brainstorming, yelling, and name calling, the guys decide to take on interior design.
Water has it's own gravity. Which makes no sense - Satiel and Aphmau continue to work on their lab, which is actually coming along nicely. It also looks like they're going to need to call an exterminator.
We're actually building something cool. Satiel and Aphmau continue to work on their laboratory but they have lots of disputes on how to do things. Satiel likes to do things abstract and Aphmau is all about symmetry.
Continuing to work on their lab, Satiel and Aphmau do some fall cleaning (about time), but they still want to do cool stuff to their place. Will they ever get to? Find out, on today's episode of Minecraft Ball Z.
It's complete. ...The lab that is - for the most part. Satiel and Aphmau have started to examine the properties of glowstone and they begin a new project involving tekkit. Watch them scatter around like busy ants working.
Down, down, down they go. As they continue their quest to become to greatest Quarry Masters, Satiel and Aphmau make their way into Bedrock town, where they look for the local gym leader which is basically lava.
Aphmau has a wonderful relationship with lava. In fact she's s so good with lava she floats on top of it; good thing Satiel is thereto keep her sane or she might just start talking to lava ...Yikes.
Stop. Mascer time. The guys find out that making a quarry is harder than it looks. They way their doing it requires a mascerator. Minecraft sure is complicated, good thing Satiel and Aphmau think they're experts.
The house has been decently furnished. Satiel and Aphmau give you the grand tour. Then the guys go back to Quarry business, but will the horde of cats stop them?
It's finally complete. Satiel and Aphmau get to see the fruits of their labor in action - then swarmed on all over by cats. Who knew they would have come this far - with all these cats. God, why are there so many cats!?
Satiel and Aphmau becoming plumbers and they're actually pretty decent at it. I mean, they should make their own game where they gotta save a princess and such. But, Aphmau may have to cut down one of her cats.
Satiel and Aphmau decide to settle out their dog problems once and for all in a dog battle royale. They also have to do some serous firing for their "lava pump watching guy". After a long day, they manage to get something done.
Jingle bells, Santa's here the guys need a bat box. Satiel's a wrestler, Aphmau a professler and the joker got away, hey. (That was terrible). In short, it's snowing - you know what that means.
Satiel and Aphmau realize that making a tree is not as easy as it looks - pretty much they become an unorganized mess and scatter around frantically to try to make a tree but end up doing other stuff.
Why is it that Christmas is always in danger? Probably due to stress. Well, the guys are plenty stressed out as they get better at Minecrafting. Let them give you a tour of all the stuff yelling at each other produces.
You thought we were going to say "Rings", didn't you? Well, these guys aren't really lords of anything - lords of failing maybe. But hey. They eventually get their stuff together.
Their mission: find cocoa beans. Satiel turns into a GPS machine at the hands of the navigation-impaired Aphmau. Of course, just like with all GPS machines, they end up lost within a sea of creepers.