- Declan Porter: Hey, do you know why you're supposed to bury a politician a hundred feet down? 'Cause deep down, they're really good people.
- Jack Porter: Thought you went to school.
- Declan Porter: Charlotte flaked on me again. She was supposed to drive me.
- Jack Porter: Does it have anything to do with that paparazzi video of her with that girl? Why didn't you talk to me about it, man? I gotta hear about it from a group of barflies? What's going on?
- Declan Porter: She's in a really dark place and she's... she has been ever since Amanda...
- Jack Porter: She into drugs again?
- Declan Porter: I don't know. I don't know, maybe. It's pretty hard for me to tell with her blowing me off every day.
- Jack Porter: [Declan takes a handful of bills from the bar's tip jar] What are you...?
- Declan Porter: I need money for bus fare.
- Jack Porter: How many buses are you taking?
- Emily Thorne: [opening voiceover] Engagement can be a commitment to love, or a declaration of war. One must enter every battle without hesitation, willing to fully engage the enemy, till death do you part.
- Victoria Grayson: [her response to hearing from Daniel that his engagement to Emily is back on] How... repetitious.
- Ashley Davenport: [to Jack] You will be happy to know I'm back in Conrad's good graces, thanks to your photography skills. But... as to the nature of his relationship with Mrs. Stoddard, I'm afraid I didn't glean much.
- Charlotte Clarke: Ugh, don't talk to me about overexposure. You saw the video of me and my friend Regina.
- Emily Thorne: Yes, I did. What were you thinking?
- Charlotte Clarke: I wasn't. I keep wishing Amanda were here. She'd know what I was going through.
- Victoria Grayson: Emily, dear, that extravagant ring on your finger does not give you permission to flit in and out of my house without good reason.
- Emily Thorne: [chuckles] I was here to ask Charlotte to be my maid of honor.
- [far away, front doorbell rings]
- Emily Thorne: She's really so excited to see Paris.
- Victoria Grayson: She's already seen it. Multiple times.
- Emily Thorne: I would assume that you of all people would appreciate the City of Lights, Victoria.
- [door opens]
- Emily Thorne: After all, isn't that where you attended art school all those years ago?
- [door closes]
- Nolan Ross: [to Emily, regarding Jack's visit to Victoria] I don't know, maybe he wanted her recipe for devil's food cake.
- Nolan Ross: What is the Initiative planning to do with Carrion?
- Edith 'Fa1c0n' Lee: Don't know. Don't care.
- Victoria Grayson: [to Emily] I know what a woman in love looks like, and that's not you. Not one year ago, and not today.
- Ashley Davenport: [as the news comes in regarding the health of Conrad's rival] Incredible. In two days from now, you'll be governor of New York.
- Charlotte Clarke: [coming down the stairs, giggling at the prospect] Nothing like a little retail therapy.
- Regina George: Sounds beautiful.
- [chuckles]
- Daniel Grayson: Where are you two off to?
- Regina George: I'm taking Eeyore out to buck her up. Promise not to make any more headlines.
- Daniel Grayson: Can I have a minute with my sister?
- [Regina moves on]
- Daniel Grayson: Look, I just wanted to say you don't have to be embarrassed about what happened outside that club. All right? Not around me.
- Charlotte Clarke: Don't try to commiserate. You have no idea what I'm going through.
- Daniel Grayson: Sure I do. I... I've been through a rough patch when I was your age. Hey, you... you're going to be at our engagement party later tonight, aren't you?
- Charlotte Clarke: Sorry, but I can't be around Mom right now. And I'm sure you understand or you wouldn't be moving to France. But good luck tonight.
- [moves to go, then turns back]
- Charlotte Clarke: And this year, try not to shoot anyone.
- [he scoffs]