Krapopolis (TV Series)
The Stuperbowl (2023)
Dave Franco: Broseidon
Quotes
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Spectator 1 on road (female voice) : [Seeing Broseidon walking down the road with a lady on each arm] Who's that?
Spectator 2 on road (female voice) : Broseidon.
Spectator 1 on road (female voice) : Am I supposed to care?
Spectator 2 on road (female voice) : I don't know. He's just one of those guys, famous for being famous. There's no there there.
Broseidon : Hey! Who said that? Who's talkin' smack? Who's judging me? You don't know me.
Spectator 3 on road (male voice) : Who're you talking to?
Broseidon : Who are *you* talking to?
Spectator 3 on road (male voice) : Why are you upset?
Broseidon : Why are *you* upset? You wanna dance with Broseidon?
Spectator 4 on road (male voice) : I don't understand what's going on.
Broseidon : That's right! You don't. None of you do.
[to the two girls walking with him]
Broseidon : Come on.
Spectator 5 on road (male voice) : Man, Broseidon's a dick.
Broseidon : Hey! Who said that? You people don't know me! I'm sorry I'm popular. It doesn't mean I'm here for your abuse! I'm a human being. I'm Poseidon's nephew, but I'm human. I have a story. I have feelings. I had a messed up childhood.
Spectator 5 on road (male voice) : Ah, boo hoo.
Broseidon : Nobody knows my pain!
Female narration voice : And nobody would know Broseidon's pain, and his pain continued forever. And that is why we have four seasons.