- Jimmy Palmer: This Guy's had more plastic surgery than Joan Rivers and Cher combined.
- Donald Mallard: That is an inappropriate remark, Mr. Palmer, however accurate.
- Anthony DiNozzo: Brought back your plunger.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You've had it for 2 years. Why now, DiNozzo, in the middle of the night, you have a burning desire to return my plunger.
- Dr. Madison Fielding: Those are the newest saline implants. Do you want to feel one?
- Anthony DiNozzo: Yes.
- Insurance Agent Harris: [as message on voicemail] Hey, Tony, it's Harris. Uh, I'm just calling to give you a head up.
- Anthony DiNozzo: [to Ziva] My insurance agent.
- Insurance Agent Harris: [message continued] Sorry, but it's not good news. You're gonna be getting a call from the company that wrote your auto policy. They, uh, heard about the accident your had last night, and they're putting you on the at-risk list.
- Anthony DiNozzo: What?
- Insurance Agent Harris: [message continued] I guess it's to be expected. I mean, it's the third car you've totaled. Sorry, pal.
- Anthony DiNozzo: I didn't total anything, Harris! My Corvette was stolen and crashed! La Grenouille blew up my Mustang! Why am I telling this to a machine? It wasn't my fault!