- Ben Drake: Dude, you're watching that video again?
- Joe McAlister: I still can't believe it.
- Ben Drake: You weren't kidding about that Barbie guy. He took that cop's ass down.
- Ben Drake: I wonder if Barbie's, like, black ops.
- Girl #1: Oh, my God, your phone still works? So jealous.
- Joe McAlister: Yeah, the camera and the apps. Just no texting or calls.
- Girl #1: I miss texting.
- Ben Drake: It's been, like, a day and a half.
- Girl #1: Whatever. Don't be judge-y.
- Carolyn Hill: Excuse me, sir. You wouldn't, by any chance, have seen my daughter?
- [shows a picture of Norrie]
- Ollie Dinsmore: Your daughter? How's that work?
- Carolyn Hill: My partner and I are a same-sex couple with a child. Welcome to the 21st century.
- Townsman #1: What are you doing here in Chester's Mill anyway?
- Carolyn Hill: We got stuck here on our way to drop Norrie, our daughter - our legitimate daughter - off to a nearby private school.
- Ollie Dinsmore: Oh. The girl's reformatory, you mean. Think they can pray the gay out of her?
- Paul Randolph: I warned you, Linda. I warned you what would happen.
- Deputy Linda Esquivel: This is all a misunderstanding, Paul.
- Paul Randolph: No, it's not. It's the dome. It's making everyone crazy, and it's going to kill us all.
- Phil Bushey: Your dial's set to WYBS, the only - and I literally mean the only - source of news here in Chester's Mill.
- Phil Bushey: I like this symbiotic thing we got going on, man.
- Julia Shumway: Key to a civilized society is a well-informed public.
- Phil Bushey: Oh, that and indoor plumbing.
- Julia Shumway: Oh. I forgot about indoor plumbing. Fingers crossed that holds out.
- Norrie Calvert-Hill: [Eating] These are really good. They're, like, better than those Amy's Breakfast Scramble Wraps my moms buy at Whole Foods.
- Joe McAlister: Your moms?
- Norrie Calvert-Hill: [backtracks] Yeah, my moms, my pops, you know, like they say.