Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)
Stayin' Alive (2014)
Valerie Bertinelli: Melanie Moretti
Quotes
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Melanie Moretti : Oh my God, Alex Trebek!
Narrator : That's right, but on weekends I'm Park Ranger Alex Trebek, and I'm here to save you. I read your smoke signals telling me that there were women here in...
[to camera]
Narrator : Jeopardy.
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Melanie Moretti : What are you even doing here?
Bob : Well, I got Joy's sexy text.
Joy Scroggs : My text said I needed a few days off.
Bob : The text I got said you wanted me to get you off for a few days!
Joy Scroggs : Ohhh! Stupid auto-correct.
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Victoria Chase : I just need time to think. Oh, if only there were a hideout I could go to where the police couldn't find me.
Melanie Moretti : If only someone among us had a criminal past.
Victoria Chase : And was once married to the mob.
Joy Scroggs : And is right here. And old enough to remember where she was when Caesar was assassinated.
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Melanie Moretti : What are we going to do? We're too young to die.
[pause]
Melanie Moretti : OK, we look too young to die.
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Melanie Moretti : I wish there was some way we could call for help.
Elka Ostrovsky : Oh, um, there's a fireplace. I learned to make smoke signals when I was a child.
Joy Scroggs : Oh, did you learn that on your playdates with Sitting Bull?
Elka Ostrovsky : What was your Indian name? Sleeps With Everyone?