Home Sweet Hell (2015)
Katherine Heigl: Mona Champagne
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Quotes
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Don Champagne : You're just being paranoid.
Mona Champagne : Heh, heh. Well, paranoia is just total awareness.
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Don Champagne : Are you sure there's no other way?
Mona Champagne : There is only ever my way.
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Mona Champagne : [to Les' wife] I'm glad you have Crohn's. I hope you shit yourself for death!
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Mona Champagne : If you cannot argue constructively, what will mother do?
Allison Champagne : Destroy our video games.
Mona Champagne : Andrew...?
Andrew Champagne : And the gaming system.
Allison Champagne : Burn it while we watch.
Mona Champagne : That's right. Don't forget what happened to your Legos.
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Mona Champagne : You're gonna need to pick up some more trash bags from Costco tomorrow. I'd write it down for you, but
[tisk]
Mona Champagne : I'm just covered in that girl; it's just distasteful.
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Mona Champagne : [to Don] "Now grab a shovel! We need to fertilize the garden with your hooker. Who wasn't pregnant by the way!"
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Mona Champagne : We're gonna need to pick up some more trash bags from Costco tomorrow - I'd write it down for you, but I'm just covered in that girl. Ugh. Just... distasteful. FYI, I'm hiring the next employee. Now, grab a shovel. We need to fertilize the garden with your hooker. Who wasn't pregnant, by the way!
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Don Champagne : So, what do we do first?
Dusty : Ugh.
Don Champagne : Oh, God! She's alive! No! No! No! Why isn't she dead?
Mona Champagne : Oh, boy! Heh, heh, heh.
Don Champagne : What do we do?
Mona Champagne : Oh, maybe we should just let her go!
Don Champagne : Really?
Mona Champagne : No. No. Get a hammer.
Don Champagne : What? A hammer?
Mona Champagne : Yeah. Get a hammer so we can hit her in the head!
Don Champagne : No! No! Why aren't you dead?