"Castle" The Fast and the Furriest (TV Episode 2013) Poster

(TV Series)

(2013)

Stana Katic: Kate Beckett

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  • Richard Castle : Yeah. She's still not taking my calls.

    Kate Beckett : Well, can you blame her, Castle? You practically turned her into a Smurf.

    Richard Castle : Na'vi would be a more contemporary reference.

  • Kate Beckett : Castle. Castle, please. No more Wookiee calls.

    Richard Castle : It's not Wookiee. I'm not doing Wookiee. I can't do Wookiee. Alexis does a really cute Wookiee.

    Kate Beckett : Well, whatever you're doing, could you stop?

    Richard Castle : You're scared it might work?

    Kate Beckett : No, I am scared that I might murder you, and then I'll have two crime scenes on my hands.

  • Richard Castle : Well, I know who the *killer* is. Did you see how that gorilla looked at me?

    Kate Beckett : Yeah, I think it was lust, actually, Castle. You are ruggedly handsome.

    Richard Castle : Blood-lust, maybe. Yeah, don't let Moonshine fool you. I'm betting he and his fellow "retirees" are actually super-intelligent apes plotting to take over New York City. They're gonna round up all the people, put us in a sanctuary. Most likely, Anne got on to them.

    [mimes throat slashing] 

    Richard Castle : They took her out.

    Kate Beckett : Now, if this monkey cabal really wanted to get Anne out of the picture, why did they drop her off at the hospital?

    Richard Castle : Well, obviously they were conflicted. It's complicated, the relationship between man and primate. Didn't you see "Rise of the Planet of the Apes"?... Cautionary tale.

  • Javier Esposito : I may have an explanation for those facial wounds. Turns out our victim worked at a retirement home called Haven House.

    Richard Castle : Vicious, bloodthirsty old folks? Is that your theory?

    Javier Esposito : This home is not for people, Castle. It's a primate sanctuary, mostly for apes and chimpanzees and monkeys who have retired from the movie business.

    Kevin Ryan : I always *wanted* a pet monkey when I was a kid. *Big* "Curious George" fan.

    Richard Castle : Yeah, wait 'til George grows up. An adult chimpanzee can reach 200 pounds, tear off a man's face, hands, and naughty bits.

    Kate Beckett : All right, we're going to go to the primate sanctuary. If Anne was attacked there, maybe someone dumped her body to cover it up. And call me if you get anything on that sedan.

    Kevin Ryan : [to Castle as he is leaving]  George would never do that.

  • Richard Castle : Well, looks like we're back to this guy as our number one suspect.

    [Castle adds a photo of Bigfoot to the murder board] 

    Kate Beckett : Castle, could you please take that down?

    Richard Castle : You got it.

    [he doesn't move] 

    Javier Esposito : The lab also was able to identify the glass shards we found in our victim's head wound. It's from a camera lens.

    Richard Castle : There was no camera at the crime scene.

    Kate Beckett : Maybe our killer took it.

    Richard Castle : Which would explain why there are so few photos of Bigfoot.

    Kate Beckett : I meant our human killer.

    Richard Castle : Right.

  • Javier Esposito : Yo... These two nurses saw some guy do a dump-and-drive around 4:00 a.m. The Trauma Unit tried to save our vic, but she didn't make it.

    Richard Castle : If he's our killer, why would he take her to the ER?

    Kate Beckett : Maybe he had a guilty conscience.

  • M.E. Sidney Perlmutter : Uh, let me caution you. This is not for the faint of heart.

    [uncovers victim] 

    Richard Castle : For once, I agree with you.

    Kate Beckett : [sighs]  What did this to her?

    M.E. Sidney Perlmutter : Could be anything from a crowbar to a box cutter. But they look like claw marks. I just can't tell what kind.

    Richard Castle : If it was an animal, wouldn't there be bite marks?

    M.E. Sidney Perlmutter : I might not find them until I do a complete exam and determine the exact cause of death.

    Kate Beckett : Given the fact that we don't have a crime scene, is there any indication of where she was attacked?

    M.E. Sidney Perlmutter : No, but, uh, I can tell you when. Based on the inflammation, I'd say the victim sustained her injuries five to six hours before she died.

    Kate Beckett : While we figure out who she is, we'll find out how she wound up this way.

  • Javier Esposito : Hey. So, uh, a witness saw a blue sedan take out a side mirror about a block away from our hospital in our time window. They got a plate. Owner of the car was Eddie Maslon.

    Kate Beckett : How is he connected to Anne?

    Javier Esposito : Well, I'm not really sure, but Eddie knows how to put the hurt on people. He just did eight years in Sing Sing for murder two. And he had a way to mess up Anne's face. City records show that he had a pitbull... named Badass.

    Kate Beckett : A convicted killer with an attack dog? All right, pick him up.

    Javier Esposito : Right on.

    Richard Castle : Damn it! I really liked Moonshine for this.

  • [Maslon looking at a picture of Anne] 

    Eddie Maslon : I've never seen her before.

    Kate Beckett : You dumped her outside of the ER last night, except she looked more like...

    [puts crime scene photo on table] 

    Kate Beckett : ... this... Your dog do that to her?

    [no response] 

    Kate Beckett : Eddie, you've been out of prison for three months. You better start talking unless you wanna go back.

  • Kate Beckett : Okay, buddy. Let's say there is a Bigfoot. How does a giant, hairy ape-man get around the city unseen?

    Richard Castle : Easy. Follow the big, fat footprints.

    Kate Beckett : What?

    Richard Castle : Subway access tunnel. Since Hurricane Sandy, a lot of those are still closed. So, Bigfoot's been using them to get around.

    Kate Beckett : Castle, that's ridiculous.

    Richard Castle : How can you say... Look at these footprints!

    Kate Beckett : *These* are the footprints that I'm interested in. They're near where the body was. CSU said that they were made within the last twenty-four hours.

    Richard Castle : Could be Eddie Maslon's.

    Kate Beckett : A size thirteen? The guy's too short to have feet this big. No. These boot prints are our best lead. These prints, not the tracks from the giant clown feet.

    Richard Castle : Yes, let's go to a crime scene and ignore the evidence.

  • Richard Castle : You're saying someone framed Bigfoot?

    Kate Beckett : All I'm saying, Castle, is that someone, a human being, left the Bigfoot prints in that alleyway.

    Richard Castle : Yeah, and staged the crime scene to make it look as though Bigfoot was the killer. Why go through the trouble of blaming Bigfoot? A creature a select few of us even believe *exists*, never mind could be a murder suspect?

    Javier Esposito : [approaching]  Speaking of suspects, Anne's boss came through with a *sketch*... of the guy she argued with the day she died.

    Kate Beckett : [taking the sketch]  Take a look, Castle. A person of interest, emphasis on the word "person."

  • Richard Castle : What is this pit doing out here in the first place? Someone

    [whispers] 

    Richard Castle : or something had to build it.

    Kate Beckett : Something, Castle? You think that Bigfoot came out here with a *shovel*?

    Richard Castle : No, you're probably right. I don't think Bigfoot built this.

  • [Castle is in a large pit in the forest] 

    Richard Castle : Yeah, I'm just saying, I don't want to end up as Bigfoot dinner.

    Kate Beckett : You know, Castle, there is a bit of poetic justice in this.

    Richard Castle : Poetic justice, how?

    Kate Beckett : Well, I mean, think about it. You set a trap for Alexis and now someone, or something, has set one for you.

    Richard Castle : Promise me you'll come back.

    Kate Beckett : [tossing him an energy bar]  In case I don't make it.

  • Kurt Wilson : I told her I was innocent, that I didn't kill Justine and I begged her to look into the case. And she agreed to because she believed me.

    Kate Beckett : Yeah, well, I'm a little more skeptical.

    Richard Castle : I can vouch for that.

  • Richard Castle : Seriously, Beckett, do you have any idea what this means? We're about to be the first people in the nation, no, the *world*, to solve a Bigfoot murder.

    Kate Beckett : Very funny, Castle, but there is no such thing as Bigfoot.

    Richard Castle : Tell that to the people who've been sighting him for 400 years.

    M.E. Sidney Perlmutter : [approaching]  So, I typed the blood. It's a match to our victim.

    Richard Castle : Never mind the blood. What is your opinion on these?

    [gestures to giant footprints] 

    M.E. Sidney Perlmutter : Professionally, I can't speculate what those are, Mr. Castle. But personally, I can say that anyone who believes in Bigfoot is an ass.

    Richard Castle : Well, that is a common assertion amongst the uninformed.

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