Castle (TV Series)

The Fast and the Furriest (2013)

Molly C. Quinn: Alexis Castle

Quotes 

• [Castle looking in the refrigerator but not finding what he is looking for] 

  Richard Castle : Where'd it go?

  Martha Rodgers : Where'd what go, darling?

  Richard Castle : My leftovers from Le Cirque. They were right here, right where this... hole in the fridge is. I was gonna use that Chateaubriand for my morning scramble.

  Martha Rodgers : Well, I certainly didn't eat them. I wouldn't look this good if I was pigging out on leftovers.

  Richard Castle : Yes, well, this isn't the first time this has happened. Food has been going missing for the past month. It's not just leftovers, either. It was the peanut butter, uh, artichokes, a whole quart of mulligatawny soup. Gone.

  Martha Rodgers : Well, maybe you've been sleep-eating... again.

  Richard Castle : Again? I've never sleep-ated. Sleep-ate. Eaten. Have I?

  Alexis Castle : [coming downstairs]  Hey, I'm off to class.

  Richard Castle : Hey. How did you like that, uh, Chateaubriand? Wasn't that a wonderful white wine reduction?

  Alexis Castle : What Chateaubriand?

  Richard Castle : All right, it's the housekeeper. I knew it. She has been putting on weight.

  Martha Rodgers : Sorry, darling, she hasn't been here for three days.

  Alexis Castle : Maybe there are tiny Borrowers living under the floorboards who come out at night to steal your food.

  Richard Castle : It's not realistic. They'd be too small to get the fridge door open.

• Richard Castle : But, Alexis, why were you stealing food?

  Alexis Castle : Because I ran out of money.

  Richard Castle : How could you have possibly spent all your money? Unless... Wait, no. Are you... Are you- Are you in some kind of trouble?

  Alexis Castle : I didn't spend it, I gave it away. Invested it, really.

  Richard Castle : Invested in what?

  Alexis Castle : My friend Jonah at school has a crowd funding campaign to plant bamboo forests on the roof of skyscrapers to help clean the air.

  Richard Castle : Well, why didn't you just come to me?

  Alexis Castle : 'Cause I didn't want the speech.

  Richard Castle : Well, I don't- What speech?

  Alexis Castle : That people like us need to be careful with the kind of money we have. People might try to take advantage.

  Richard Castle : Oh, that speech. Yeah.

  Alexis Castle : Dad, you believe in all these unbelievable things. Like Bigfoot. And I don't judge. But... I believe in people, and what they can accomplish. I believe in Jonah and his vision, and I wanted to support him. I think he could make a real difference in the world. And, okay, so maybe it was stupid to give him *all* of my allowance, but I am not the first person to do something stupid for something they believe in.

  Richard Castle : No... no, you're not. Matter of fact, it's a... bit of a family trait.

• [last lines] 

  Richard Castle : And then, uh, call this Jonah guy, have him meet us. I'd like to hear about how he's going to change the world.

  Alexis Castle : [chuckles]  Really?

  Richard Castle : I believe in people, too.

  Alexis Castle : And Borrowers

  Richard Castle : And Bigfoot.