Castle (TV Series)

The Fast and the Furriest (2013)

Seamus Dever: Kevin Ryan

Quotes 

• [Ryan and Esposito enter the morgue] 

  M.E. Sidney Perlmutter : Ugh. The "B" team.

  Javier Esposito : Talk about the "B" team.

  Kevin Ryan : Yeah.

  M.E. Sidney Perlmutter : I had hoped to see Castle's look of dismay when I told him cause of death was nothing more exotic than blunt-force trauma to the cranium... And, it-it seems that she was clobbered over the head with a club or a pipe.

  Javier Esposito : You could've said so over the phone.

  M.E. Sidney Perlmutter : Ah, but I also made two highly intriguing discoveries.

  Kevin Ryan : About the wounds on her face?

  M.E. Sidney Perlmutter : Er, well, their cause is still undetermined, but of far greater interest is the fact...

  Kevin Ryan : Because it could be claw marks...

  [to Esposito] 

  Kevin Ryan : Bigfoot has claws.

  Javier Esposito : So does Wolverine. Is he real?

  M.E. Sidney Perlmutter : Are you done?

• Javier Esposito : I may have an explanation for those facial wounds. Turns out our victim worked at a retirement home called Haven House.

  Richard Castle : Vicious, bloodthirsty old folks? Is that your theory?

  Javier Esposito : This home is not for people, Castle. It's a primate sanctuary, mostly for apes and chimpanzees and monkeys who have retired from the movie business.

  Kevin Ryan : I always *wanted* a pet monkey when I was a kid. *Big* "Curious George" fan.

  Richard Castle : Yeah, wait 'til George grows up. An adult chimpanzee can reach 200 pounds, tear off a man's face, hands, and naughty bits.

  Kate Beckett : All right, we're going to go to the primate sanctuary. If Anne was attacked there, maybe someone dumped her body to cover it up. And call me if you get anything on that sedan.

  Kevin Ryan : [to Castle as he is leaving]  George would never do that.

• Javier Esposito : His name is Chase Diggins, and he's an Australian adventurer and big game hunter.

  Kevin Ryan : Kind of Crocodile Dundee meets Indiana Jones meets Ted Nugent.

• Kevin Ryan : This guy is an international adventurer. What the hell is he doing renting an industrial *crap-hole* like this? Why not a hotel?

  Javier Esposito : The guy hunts Bigfoot. I don't think that rational behavior is something he's familiar with.