- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I'm just sayin'. If Vance is waiting for Robin Williams in drag to come floatin' in on some umbrella singin' "Do-Re-Mi", he's gonna be waitin' a long time.
- Timothy McGee: Wow, Tony! Three movie nannies in one reference. That's impressive!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Thank you. It's called a mash-up, McPhee, and that makes four movie nannies, in case you're counting.
- Norman Pittorino: You boys have four seconds.
- [goes inside his house]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Excuse me? Four seconds for what?
- [realizing what's about to happen, McGee turns and runs to the car]
- Timothy McGee: Tony, *run*!
- [Dogs start barking, Tony turns and runs after McGee, pursued by two Dobermans]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Zeus, Apollo!
- [McGee closes the door to the car]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: McGee, no! No, McGee! Don't lock that door!
- [He jumps onto the roof and drops through the sun hatch]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [upside down] Way to be a team player, McGee!
- Timothy McGee: Sorry, I panicked! OK?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Something's not right here. Sniper would target the dog before he would the handler. Dog finds bombs, saves lives. You take out the dog, nobody gets saved.
- [realizes he's talking to Dex, a dog]
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Why am I telling you this?
- Norman Pittorino: So me and Lemere had philosophical differences. He coddled that dog like it was his own kid. Me, I'm not the coddling type.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo, Timothy McGee: We've noticed.
- [Ruby and Ziva are cuddling with Dex on the floor of the squad room]
- Ruby Lemere: What a day. First my car wouldn't start, then I had to talk a bus driver into letting Dex ride with me.
- Timothy McGee: No dogs allowed on a city bus, huh?
- Ruby Lemere: Not without a vest calling them "service dog."
- Ziva David: If they only knew what kind of "service" Dex provides, he'd be allowed anywhere and everywhere.