Lab Rats (TV Series)

Missin' the Mission (2013)

Maile Flanagan: Principal Perry

Quotes 

• Principal Perry : [referring to herself]  Do you really wanna poke the bear?

  Leo Dooley : Do you really wanna use that analogy?

• Principal Perry : I used to be a maximum security prison guard, and I still have the scars from the electric chair to prove it. It was the middle of the night, and I thought it was the can. It happens. D'you wanna see?

• Principal Perry : In Dingo detention we have two simple rules: no talking and no cell phones.

  Bree Davenport : And, apparently, no mouthwash.

  Principal Perry : Jokes on you. I gargle with vinegar.

• Leo Dooley : This is serious! This is a matter of life and death!

  Principal Perry : You said that same thing when the vending machine ran out of cheese curls.

• Bree Davenport : Can I just say that your hair looks great? Uh, who is doing it these days?

  Principal Perry : Fernando over at The Wig Connection. He's a genius. It's mostly raccoon.