- Naomi Clark: I brought you a going-away present for your European book tour.
- [Annie opens the gift]
- Naomi Clark: Going to Paris without a Chanel bag is like going to St. Barts without sunscreen; it is not healthy. You are a best-selling American author. You have to go over there and represent.
- Annie Wilson: Well, it's not really the Euro snobs I'm concerned about. It's more my mother. We haven't seen each other since she found out I wrote "Undressed".
- Naomi Clark: Awkward.
- Navid Shirazi: I'm so happy we're back together. I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but I think we should stop kissing and come up for some air and food.
- Adrianna Tate-Duncan: Being with you is all the air and food I need.
- Navid Shirazi: We've been hiding out here with no phone, no computer, completely cut off for two whole days.
- Adrianna Tate-Duncan: I know. Let's go for two more.
- Annie Wilson: What happened with you and Jordan?
- Naomi Clark: Well, I've had a lot of relationships end. Okay, all of my relationships have ended, but this was different. Jordan was acting like he never cared about me at all. And his mother's just staring at me with those... those judgmental eyes, and, I mean, I know that she's a judge and all that, but damn.
- Annie Wilson: Uh, wait. Did you say that Jordan broke up with you in front of his mother?
- Naomi Clark: Yeah.
- Annie Wilson: Naomi, when Mark was in jail and we needed those sealed files from the D.A.'s office for his release, I asked Jordan to call in a favor from his mother. He implied that he'd have to give her something in return, and I'm thinking maybe he had to give up you.
- Naomi Clark: Oh, my god. Of course Jordan was under duress. I mean, what guy in his right mind could give up this?
- Annie Wilson: Well, at least your crisis of confidence is over.
- Campbell Price: Well, well. If it isn't Beverly Hills' own caped crusaders.
- Navid Shirazi: Uh, am I Batman or Robin?
- Liam Court: Do you even have to ask that? What the hell are you doing here, Campbell?
- Campbell Price: Just because I got expelled and my dad's cheating bitch of a wife - oh, hey, Sydney - is running off to Australia with you, doesn't mean I can't go to a concert.
- Liam Court: Sorry about all that. My only regret is that I didn't get to personally kick your ass out of school.
- Campbell Price: [ready for a fight] Yeah?
- Liam Court: Heh. You wanna take this outside? Trust me, there's nothing I'd love more.
- Campbell Price: [scoffing, he turns to leave] Whatever.
- Navid Shirazi: Yeah, you're definitely Batman.
- Erin Silver: I put this baby ahead of everything. I made it the most important thing in my life. I let it come between us. And now it's just... gone. I'm so sorry.
- Teddy Montgomery: No. Silver, I'm the one who's sorry. I've spent the past four months fighting with you just trying to prove that I'm as much of a parent to this child as you are. But in that moment when Michaela told us the news, I looked at you and it was like watching someone break in half. As awful as I felt, I realized I couldn't really understand what it must be like for you. I should've let you carry the baby, Silver. It might've made a difference. I never had the right to take that away from you. Silver, do you think there's any way we're ever gonna be able to get past this?
- Erin Silver: I honestly don't know. But I do know there's no one else I would rather have hold me right now.
- Annie Wilson: Uh-oh. Naomi's gone domestic.
- Naomi Clark: Jordan broke up with me, so I am doing a juice cleanse to purge my mind and body of all toxins.
- Annie Wilson: Well, that's one way to deal with heartbreak. As for me, I am buying real estate. That's why I'm here, actually. I need some signatures, because as of now, you'll be renting the Offshore from me.
- Naomi Clark: You are not letting him go to Australia with that hussy. It won't last ten minutes. With the time change, they'll be broken up before they land.