- Professor Pericles: They are ruining my genius plan. Brad, Judy, launch the missile!
- Mr. E: Really? What did that cost? We have a missile?
- Professor Pericles: Yes, we have a missile, you pudding faced dummkopf! Now fire it.
- [Brad fires missile at Mystery, Inc. in a helicopter]
- Shaggy Rogers: So, like, I don't understand. The Planispheric Disk led us to dig up this crazy old flintlock. Does that mean this is the treasure?
- Velma Dinkley: No. It might be worth a little something as an antique, but the cursed treasure of Crystal Cove is supposed to be immense beyond all imagining.
- Daphne Blake: Like love.
- Mayor Janet Nettles: All the roads leading in and out of the city have been eaten. They're cutting us off.
- Sheriff Stone: Perhaps as a species our our time is over. It's evolution, people. We should all submit to the herd. I think I'll see if they're hiring any sheriffs.
- Mayor Janet Nettles: Bronson, although I find your immediate surrender oddly endearing, you're not going anywhere. Kids, there must be a way to stop these things.
- Daphne Blake: I think I have it. It's all the pieces, all the clues. Especially the fact that Professor Pericles referred to all the skull cattle as male drones. And then there's the sweet cheese.
- Shaggy Rogers: I think I see where you're going with this, Daph. If Scooby and I can eat all that honey sweet cheese, those things will starve and we'll save the town.
- Scooby-Doo: Count me in. I'm ready to eat my way to victory.
- Daphne Blake: That's not what I was thinking. They're like bees. The herd is all male drones. So there must be a queen in the cow hive at Destroido.
- Velma Dinkley: Daphne, that's so genius I should have thought of it. They'll be totally protective of their queen. If we could capture the queen cow...
- Fred Jones: We could use her to lead the herd away from the town.
- Sheriff Stone: I don't know. I don't know, I think my plan of letting the herd enslave humanity is pretty darn good.
- Fred Jones: My fake father mayor dad used to keep a helicopter here at city hall.
- Mayor Janet Nettles: I still have it. Quick, it's our only chance.
- Mayor Janet Nettles: [after luring the skull cattle into the ocean] You did it, kids! You saved the town!
- Daphne Blake: I feel a little sorry for those skull cattle. It's not their fault they're horrible genetically engineered mutants.
- Fred Jones: Look!
- [the skull cattle surface in the water]
- Fred Jones: Those things are part fish, rememner? They can swim.
- Velma Dinkley: Whoa. What have we done?
- Shaggy Rogers: You mean, like, other than release unnatural super predators into the ecosystem?
- Sheriff Stone: It's best to just walk away from this one, kids. Just walk... away.
- [everyone slowly backs away]