"Community" Alternative History of the German Invasion (TV Episode 2013) Poster

Alex Schemmer: Karl

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  • Karl : So today, ve study in here. Unt tonight, we dine in hell.

  • Jeff Winger : Uh, guys? This is our study room. Please leave, and take that mushroom cloud of drakkar with you.

    Karl : Why must he hurt so with his vords? He's like a less funny Hans Rickles.

    Jeff Winger : I'm not here to argue, Anglojerkels. Beat it!

    Troy Barnes : Ohhh! Someone must have changed the channel to USA, 'cause I just watched a burn notice... Who's Angela Jerkels?

  • Britta Perry : [enters wearing a revealing Dirndl and carrying a tray of German sausages]  Care for some authentic blutwurst? This stuff's the real deal. We got it down in little Munich.

    [whispers] 

    Britta Perry : It's been banned by the FDA.

    Karl : Ooh!

    [takes a blutwurst from the tray] 

    Reinhold : No, Karl! That blutwurst was probably injected with a laxative to make us pull a Grete Waitz in our trousers.

    Britta Perry : I promise you, there's nothing gross in this sausage. It's just pig's blood stuffed into a cow's intestine.

  • Troy Barnes , Abed Nadir : [vocalizing]  Beep, boop, bink, bing, bow!

    Troy Barnes : And you know what that sound is.

    Troy Barnes , Abed Nadir : It's the Troy and Abed Podcast.

    Abed Nadir : Sponsored by Shirley's Sandwiches, home of the fried chicken skin wrap.

    Troy Barnes : Is it inside? Is it outside? You find out. Okay, our guest today is from Germany, Europe.

    Abed Nadir : Karl, guten tag. How are you doing?

    Karl : Sehr gut.

    Abed Nadir : Great. Now's the part of the show where we get real. Friendship, loyalty, betrayal, redemption.

    Karl : Is this an apology?

    Abed Nadir : Yes. And for being a guest on the show today, we want you to have this.

    Troy Barnes : It's a gift certificate to Shirley's Sandwiches, home of the triple-fried monte cristo. We challenge you to taste the bread.

    Karl : This coupon is a $5 bill.

    Abed Nadir : Well, that's all the time we have today. For Troy Barnes, I'm Abed Nadir.

    Troy Barnes : And for Abed Nadir, I'm Troy Barnes.

    Troy Barnes , Abed Nadir : And we're out.

    Abed Nadir : Thanks so much for doing this.

    Karl : So will you be on my podcast tomorrow?

    Troy Barnes : We've got a thing.

    Abed Nadir : Beep, boop, bow!

    [presses key on laptop, smooth jazz begins playing] 

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