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Alternative History of the German Invasion (2013)
Alex Schemmer: Karl
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Quotes
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Karl : So today, ve study in here. Unt tonight, we dine in hell.
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Jeff Winger : Uh, guys? This is our study room. Please leave, and take that mushroom cloud of drakkar with you.
Karl : Why must he hurt so with his vords? He's like a less funny Hans Rickles.
Jeff Winger : I'm not here to argue, Anglojerkels. Beat it!
Troy Barnes : Ohhh! Someone must have changed the channel to USA, 'cause I just watched a burn notice... Who's Angela Jerkels?
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Britta Perry : [enters wearing a revealing Dirndl and carrying a tray of German sausages] Care for some authentic blutwurst? This stuff's the real deal. We got it down in little Munich.
[whispers]
Britta Perry : It's been banned by the FDA.
Karl : Ooh!
[takes a blutwurst from the tray]
Reinhold : No, Karl! That blutwurst was probably injected with a laxative to make us pull a Grete Waitz in our trousers.
Britta Perry : I promise you, there's nothing gross in this sausage. It's just pig's blood stuffed into a cow's intestine.
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Troy Barnes , Abed Nadir : [vocalizing] Beep, boop, bink, bing, bow!
Troy Barnes : And you know what that sound is.
Troy Barnes , Abed Nadir : It's the Troy and Abed Podcast.
Abed Nadir : Sponsored by Shirley's Sandwiches, home of the fried chicken skin wrap.
Troy Barnes : Is it inside? Is it outside? You find out. Okay, our guest today is from Germany, Europe.
Abed Nadir : Karl, guten tag. How are you doing?
Karl : Sehr gut.
Abed Nadir : Great. Now's the part of the show where we get real. Friendship, loyalty, betrayal, redemption.
Karl : Is this an apology?
Abed Nadir : Yes. And for being a guest on the show today, we want you to have this.
Troy Barnes : It's a gift certificate to Shirley's Sandwiches, home of the triple-fried monte cristo. We challenge you to taste the bread.
Karl : This coupon is a $5 bill.
Abed Nadir : Well, that's all the time we have today. For Troy Barnes, I'm Abed Nadir.
Troy Barnes : And for Abed Nadir, I'm Troy Barnes.
Troy Barnes , Abed Nadir : And we're out.
Abed Nadir : Thanks so much for doing this.
Karl : So will you be on my podcast tomorrow?
Troy Barnes : We've got a thing.
Abed Nadir : Beep, boop, bow!
[presses key on laptop, smooth jazz begins playing]