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Alternative History of the German Invasion (2013)
Gillian Jacobs: Britta Perry
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Quotes
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Abed Nadir : Look, 12 o'clock. The "History of Ice Cream" class is letting out.
Garrett Lambert : It's as informative as it is delicious!
Britta Perry : That class should've been ours. I hear the final is a sundae bar.
Troy Barnes : I don't get history. If I wanted to know what happened in Europe a long time ago, I'd watch Game of Thrones.
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Dean Pelton : Greendale's a forgiving place.
Annie Edison : It really is.
Dean Pelton : Please keep that in mind the next 20 seconds. Remember that people can "Chang".
Jeff Winger : [This phrasing causes concern] People can what?
Ben Chang : [Enters] Hi, I'm Kevin.
Jeff Winger , Annie Edison , Abed Nadir , Shirley Bennett , Britta Perry , Troy Barnes , Pierce Hawthorne : [All screaming] AHHHHHH!
Dean Pelton : He has Changnesia.
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Britta Perry : Hate to say it, but this is what happens when a group of people blindly follows a charismatic, golden-throated leader.
Jeff Winger : Are you actually comparing me to Hitler?
[Abed, Troy and Britta all speak at once]
Britta Perry : Just a little.
Troy Barnes : Yeah...
Abed Nadir : There are similarities.
Pierce Hawthorne : Hang on. Nobody's even willing to consider that I might be the Hitler of this group?
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Professor Cornwallis : [enters lunch room where study group is sitting at a booth] Ah! There you people are. I believe we have something to discuss.
Jeff Winger : Oh, my God. You clever British bastard. You set this whole thing up to teach us a lesson.
Professor Cornwallis : What?
Jeff Winger : Making the school pretend to hate us, to show us that one man's hero is another man's villain. Of course! We aren't Nazis.
[group laughter]
Jeff Winger : I tip my cap to you, sir. Lesson learned.
Professor Cornwallis : Are you actually suggesting that a Professor at Greendale would set up an elaborate ruse just to teach seven students a lesson?
Jeff Winger , Annie Edison , Troy Barnes , Abed Nadir , Shirley Bennett , Britta Perry , Pierce Hawthorne : [overlapping acknowledgement] Uh, yes. Yeah. Yes. That's a Wednesday.
Professor Cornwallis : Oh, my God. I've made a terrible mistake coming here.
Annie Edison : So this wasn't part of the class? Then why are you here?
Professor Cornwallis : Because you had a test today, and you all missed it! *Fs* for everyone!
Shirley Bennett : Oh.
Professor Cornwallis : Maybe it's not too late to get out of my contract.
[exits]
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Britta Perry : [enters wearing a revealing Dirndl and carrying a tray of German sausages] Care for some authentic blutwurst? This stuff's the real deal. We got it down in little Munich.
[whispers]
Britta Perry : It's been banned by the FDA.
Karl : Ooh!
[takes a blutwurst from the tray]
Reinhold : No, Karl! That blutwurst was probably injected with a laxative to make us pull a Grete Waitz in our trousers.
Britta Perry : I promise you, there's nothing gross in this sausage. It's just pig's blood stuffed into a cow's intestine.