"Community" Alternative History of the German Invasion (TV Episode 2013) Poster

Jim Rash: Dean Pelton

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  • Dean Pelton : Let me get this as straight as I can get things. You authorized this? After everything that happened last year?

    Carl : Hear us out. They offered money.

  • Dean Pelton : Greendale's a forgiving place.

    Annie Edison : It really is.

    Dean Pelton : Please keep that in mind the next 20 seconds. Remember that people can "Chang".

    Jeff Winger : [This phrasing causes concern]  People can what?

    Ben Chang : [Enters]  Hi, I'm Kevin.

    Jeff Winger , Annie Edison , Abed Nadir , Shirley Bennett , Britta Perry , Troy Barnes , Pierce Hawthorne : [All screaming]  AHHHHHH!

    Dean Pelton : He has Changnesia.

  • Dean Pelton : Dean Pelton... if I don't offer you a receipt, your education is free.

  • Dr. Kedan : It's not uncommon for victims of memory loss to experience some syntactical confusion. Thus the inappropriate insertion of his name into an unrelated phrase.

    Dean Pelton : No, he's always Dean that.

  • Dean Pelton : Did it ever occur to you that this man is a psychopath who may be faking his own Changnesia? Oh, now he has me saying it. Am-Dean-sia.

  • Dean Pelton : Here at Greendale, that is a big, fat no-no. We frown on anyone celebrating their own cultural heritage. I mean, if the Hasidic student union wants to host a Kwanzaa celebration, you go, Jews! Hanukkah? No, sir. It's why I keep a detailed list of every student's race and nationality... to prevent racism and nationalism.

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