James invites Chloe and June out to dinner to meet the girl he has been dating, Emily.James invites Chloe and June out to dinner to meet the girl he has been dating, Emily.James invites Chloe and June out to dinner to meet the girl he has been dating, Emily.
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- Emily
- (as Meg Chambers Steedle)
- Waiter
- (uncredited)
- Art Show Patron
- (uncredited)
Storyline
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- TriviaNever broadcast by ABC.
- Quotes
[first lines]
June Colburn: [narrating] Every relationship has its own dynamic. For example, my Mom and I still like to talk every night before bed.
Connie Colburn: [Skype] And then the dog found my other gardening cloth. And that's everything that happened to me today.
Donald Colburn: And the day isn't over yet.
[kisses wife]
Donald Colburn: Let's put on some Lyle Lovett and get horizontal.
Connie Colburn: Ah...
June Colburn: Okay, bye!
[closes laptop with a grimace]
June Colburn: But I don't think I will ever understand Chloe and James' dynamic.
Chloe: [as they enter, pretend-bickering:] Good thing your face was so oily tonight. I could check my makeup on your forehead.
James Van Der Beek: I wish you had. You look like a runner-up in a town's beauty pageant in Ohio.
Chloe: You look like you just got back from the Douchey Awards, and won five Doucheys.
James Van Der Beek: Only award you could ever win is for letting rappers touch you.
June Colburn: I don't get how you guys can talk to each other like that. It's so mean. Especially before bedtime.
James Van Der Beek: It's not mean, it's just us.
Chloe: [to June] What I don't get is what the hell you're wearing.
June Colburn: Oh, they're my Midwest breakfast pajamas. I've had them since high school.
Chloe: [to James] When I was in high school, you were a grown man pretending to be in high school on TV.
James Van Der Beek: Watching me pretend to be in high school on TV was as close to high school as you ever got.
June Colburn: You're agitating me. I'm gonna need a second cup of chamomile to go to sleep.
- ConnectionsReferences The Seven Year Itch (1955)