- Harvey Specter: Do you know how we won World War II?
- Mike Ross: Yeah, of course, Spock didn't let Kirk save Joan Collins from getting hit by that car.
- Harvey Specter: Wrong, we'd already won. Kirk just would've changed the course of history.
- Harvey Specter: [watching a Folsom Foods promo] Got to give it to him. His food might suck, but he makes a mean bullshit pie.
- Mike Ross: Okay, please don't put that image in my mind. I'm eating, thank you.
- Harvey Specter: What have to got there? Vomit bagel. Feces pancake?
- [disgusted, Mike throws his donut in the trash]