Animal Control (TV Series)

Rabbits and Pythons (2023)

Grace Palmer: Victoria Sands

Quotes 

• Victoria Sands : Okay, I think we're done here. I need to know who ate my chocolate bar. Shred, check the waste baskets now. Thanks. Great. Uh, those chocolate bars were laced with high-grade hallucinogenics. Have you seen double rainbow? Someone's about to be 10 times more like that guy than that guy was.

  Dr. Summers : Hey. Did Emily make it back?

  Frank Shaw : [rises akimbo]  Uh... I'm not sure.

  Dr. Summers : I was gonna give her a ride but she ran off after her presentation.

  Victoria Sands : Um... can this wait? It's just, we're in the middle of a bit of a crisis.

  Dr. Summers : It's just weird because her speech went so well. She was funny, talking off the cuff... she even sang at one point.

  Victoria Sands : [epiphany]  Oh God.

  Fred 'Shred' Taylor : [enters carrying the contents of a waste basket]  Emily ate the chocolate.

  Victoria Sands : All of it?

  Fred 'Shred' Taylor : It looks that way, yeah.

  Amit Patel : [checks his desk drawer]  Code red. My thin mints are missing, gone without a trace. She's binging.

  Dolores Stubb : [sashays in smugly]  Actually, I threw the cookies out. You'll thank me later.

  Amit Patel : [incensed]  Actually, I will not thank you. I will not thank you, Delores!

• Amit Patel : Ooh, how's it going with the yogi by the way? Do you like him?

  Victoria Sands : As a person? He's done so much healing he's healed himself right out of an actual personality. But in bed, and I say this as someone with a sufficiently large sample pool, Mmmhmm. Uh, he's detail-oriented.

• Victoria Sands : Guys, who ate one of my chocolate bars? There were three and now there's two, and they were hidden way at the back with my frickin' name on it.

  Frank Shaw : If your name's on it, that's sacrosanct. You can look that word up, Shred.

  Fred 'Shred' Taylor : [under his breath]  Sacrosanct...